Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

I ****ing love Oakland sometimes. Just bought a couple homeless guys a pint a gin(gotta do my part to help the less fortunate) then walk into a bar next door for 3 dollar lagunitas and dollar oysters.

 

[McBrewskie]

Lol, bartender giving new guy a lesson on beers. "The IPA is definitely gonna be much sweeter than the others". I won't be asking him for recommendations.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Can you kids take your Pop Warner talk to the "college football totally blows" thread? The adults are talking NFL.

"watch that fackin Wes Welka go!"

NE blows and the fans are 10x worse...

 

[bluemoose]

"watch that fackin Wes Welka go!"

NE blows and the fans are 10x worse...

Must be real football team envy....How sad.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'd love to give you elitist NE fans a sidewalk sandwich...

 

[Cape Brewing]

... but you're too busy sucking?

 

[bluemoose]

I'd love to give you elitist NE fans a sidewalk sandwich...

New England Patriots, the epitomy of the working class team.

Our motto is "do your job"

Elitist, sheesh!

 

[HoppyDaze]

New England Patriots, the epitomy of the working class team.

Our motto is "do your job"

Elitist, sheesh!

I said NE Patroits fans are elitists, read the thread.

 

[motobrewer]

New England Patriots, the epitomy of the working class team.

Our motto is "cheat at your job"

Elitist, sheesh!

apparently working class can't spell, either.

 

[bluemoose]

I said NE Patroits fans are elitists, read the thread.

I know you said fans. We're not elitist, we're just better than you!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I know you said fans. We're not elitist, we're just better than you!

Couldn't think of a better response....well done.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think it is just something in the water here in Mass (and to lesser extents the rest of New England). Smarter? Without a doubt... And then, for the most part, just way more awesome than other parts of the country. Some folks think it has to do with the Pats being so awesome but I don't buy that. We, as plain citizens, were way better than the rest of the country way before the Pats became the Most Dominant Football Team Of The Millenium.

 

[HoppyDaze]

In 2010 the Seattle Seahawks won more playoffs games than the Pats. Here is a related video that should get anyone excited for the upcoming season

 

[Cape Brewing]

... and let's think about that accusation for a second... Pats fan are elitist... well... Duhhhh... yeah! How can we NOT be??

Since the turn of the millenium, or the last 12 years.. in football seasons (so you don't have to strain yourselfe trying to do the math), the Pats have gone to the Super Bowl 5 times... FIVE... and won three... that's 25% of all Super Bowls played in this millenium, the Pats have won.

Who's won the most games? Pats
Who's scored the most points? Pats
Who's won by the largest margin of victory? Pats
Who has not only the smartest but best looking fans?? Pats

How the *&%( could we NOT be elitist?? What the hell do you want is to do?? Sit here and say, "Oh... well, we guess the Pats are ok but they're not as good as that team from Oregon"... oh, that's right... you don't have a team... you have the boys team that plays in college.

 

[Cape Brewing]

In 2010 the Seattle Seahawks won more playoffs games than the Pats.

Pfft... pfft... BWAAAAAAAA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

That's awesome!!!

"Well... between the dates of November 9th and November 16th of 2009, the 49's kicked more field goals than the Pat so there!!! (sticking tongue out)"

HAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That's how ridiculous you sound.

do another one!!! C'mon!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

just watch the video you prick...

 

[Cape Brewing]

nah... it's more fun to spend my time mocking you and you're super cool stats.

Hey... Did the Jets have more first downs in the second quarter of the Week 6 game in 2008 than the Pats??!?!?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lynch sucks... he beat Willis "I'm almost 54 years old" McGahee last year in rushing yards by like 6 yards.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Lynch sucks... he beat Willis "I'm almost 54 years old" McGahee last year in rushing yards by like 6 yards.

best rb in the game...

 

[motobrewer]

Since the BEGINNING OF TIME AND SPACE, or the last BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF YEARS.. in football seasons (so you don't have to strain yourselfe(sic, must be some type of massholian dialect) trying to do the math), the Pack have gone to the World Championship a lot of (i'm not looking it up) times... A LOT ... and won Thirteen... that's awesome% of all World Championships played in this BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF YEARS, the Pack have won.

what?

 

[Cape Brewing]

best rb in the game...

LOL!!!

Mediocre at best on a sub 500 team.

 

[Punity]

LOL!!!

Mediocre at best on a sub 500 team.

Stats best rb last half of season last year.full oline coming back will only stay that way or near the top. Top 10 D will only improve with maturity and new additions. I dont think we will see the hawks sub 500 this year.

 

[the_bird]

best rb in the game...

Marshawn Lynch *is* a pretty good RB. I mean, you'd have to get a little better, learning by having New England beat your ass twice a year.

Of course, since Seattle as a whole pretty much sucks balls, that tells you everything you need to know about the other 52 players on the squad.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I really, really want the Patriots jet to crash into mountain.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I really, really want the Patriots jet to crash into mountain.

Why you hatin' on nature? All it would probably do is dent the mountain.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Hoppy... How ah them Sonics lookin' this year?

 

[Punity]

Good so far arena build is right on track.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey Hoppy... How ah them Sonics lookin' this year?

good one bro...I live in Portland dip****

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dont think we will see the hawks sub 500 this year.

How? Is Lynch going to play QB too??

 

[Punity]

Dont undervalue our qb status.any upgrade over the past 2 years puts us above 500.