Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

Hey millennium team. Title count:

Packers 13
Bears 9
Browns 8
Giants 7
Steelers 6
San Fran, Dallas 5
....
Pats 3

Been about a year since we went down this path.

Just for the salt factor, Yankees 27

 

[philrose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6PQ09oTu-4&feature=fvwrel

... look at that poor bastard at 0:27...

Thats great. A fast guy who can do stuff with space.

Defenses in the NFL are pretty slow, so expect a lot of juke opportunities for the (presumably) fourth/fifth RB...

/end sarcasm

Marshawn Lynch would watch those highlights and respond with this, jukes are for college. Marshawn Lynch Houdini

Here in Seattle, the 'hawks welcome the opportunity for your awful running game to try and get open space in week six. Our secondary is huge, strong and fast. Not that it matters, Red Bryant doesn't let anyone through the middle anyhow and our starting LBs are looking mean.

I think last year was a changing of the guards for defense in the NFL. Screw AFC north's old timers, Seattle and the niners are the intimidating Ds these days. Assuming the Cards defense continues to improve, the NFC West is the knockdown drag out division until further notice.

 

[punkrockdave]

Hey millennium team. Title count:

Packers 13
Bears 9
Browns 8
Giants 7
Steelers 6
San Fran, Dallas 5
....
Pats 3

Been about a year since we went down this path.

Just for the salt factor, Yankees 27

Never, ever mention the mf Yankees.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(yawn). We've gone over those ridiculous "world championships"... Before there even was a Super Bowl.... Way back before effin electricity, when linemen went a strapping 181 lbs, they didn't wear helmets, they all had handlebar mustaches and remember the War of Independence.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Having the Browns in your list negates your entire argument.

 

[user 574]

Counting the 4 Sox world series wins before 1920 when a professional football team didn't even exist ain't working for me either.

Send in the:

I mean the Boston Bird!

(we gotta do this annually for the newbs)

 

[user 574]

Having the Browns in your list negates your entire argument.

I was gonna strike that and see if anyone noticed. Should have

 

[j1laskey]

Is it wrong that I hope Michael Vick will have some sort of serious injury that he will have to sit out games this season? Did look too serious but I really hope it is... I loath him

 

[j1laskey]

Is it wrong that I hope Michael Vick will have some sort of serious injury that he will have to sit out games this season? Did look too serious but I really hope it is... I loath him

Meant to say...it didn't look too serious

 

[user 574]

Vick is becoming the papier-mâché of his previous self. Not like anybody didn't expect that eventually. Prison will do that to you I heard.

 

[bob1852]

No lie - just turned it to ESPN during the Pats/Eagles game and right when I turned it the announcer (not sure which one, maybe Cape killed him and took his spot) said "The Patriots are a dominant global franchise."

 

[user 574]

That's what he said? I could barely hear it with the cock in his mouth. Even though they're 10 pts back (yea, I know preseason).

 

[bob1852]

That's what he said? I could barely hear it with the cock in his mouth.

Ah, so Cape is there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mock all you want. When you're a fan of a dominant global franchise, the haters gonna hate.

And yes, I was there. I took one son (the 5yr old) to the Saints game and then took my other son (the 6yr old) last night. Both were stunned by the overall global dominance.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And yeah, if the whole Sox post was some sort attempt to change my mind on the ridiculous "championships" Packer fans claim from 230 years ago.... 1) I couldn't care less about the Sox 2) totally agree on those championships not being relevant any longer and 3) the Pack blows... Almost as bad as the Sox. I would say "as bad" but at least the Pack has one guy who is remotely likable (sorry, I think Rodgers photo bombing everyone is funny) vs the Sox who really have a likable guy on the whole team.

 

[motobrewer]

And yeah, if the whole Sox post was some sort attempt to change my mind on the ridiculous "championships" Packer fans claim from 230 years ago.... 1) I couldn't care less about the Sox after 2004 2) totally agree on those championships not being relevant any longer and 3) the Pack blows... Almost as bad as the Sox. I would say "as bad" but at least the Pack has one guy who is remotely likable (sorry, I think Rodgers photo bombing everyone is funny) vs the Sox who really have a likable guy on the whole team.

speaking of 2004, everyone hear what shilling is up to these days?

 

[motobrewer]

also, I'm in Kent, OH, and I drove by a packer bar last night.

strange, no patriots bar, tho....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ummm..... That wasn't a football themed bar.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And even if it was... I don't get it.

"I am in Shtsplatt, Nowhere and there isn't a Patriots bar! Nyeeeeh" (sticking his tongue out)

Ehhhh. Ok.

Ummmm. Congrats??

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[philrose]

Russell Wilson will get the first team reps in Friday's Preseason games. I like it!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whooooo!?!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's battling Matt Flynn.

 

[the_bird]

He's battling Matt Flynn.

... in the most irrelevant QB controversy in NFL history?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

... in the most irrelevant QB controversy in NFL history?

I'm guessing you aren't watching Hard Knocks.

 

[the_bird]

I'm guessing Mr. Wilson's significant other is significantly less attractive than Mrs. Ryan Tannehill:

Whatever happens at practice, he gets to go home and knock boots with her. Her presence alone makes the Miami situation far, far more interesting!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

True dat. Forgot about that.

 

[the_bird]

... and for comparison (because that's the kind of pig I am), Mrs. Russell Wilson upon news of his being drafted.

Now I'll admit, her ability to unhinge her jaw COULD be useful. Like, if we've got a gazelle to eat up or something.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I forgot about Mrs. Tannehill Draft Day Discovery. I'm watching hard knocks and thinking if a 5 year QB veteran would be banging that and what ramifications a 5 year veteran blonde wife would be on my mental health. I still voted YES.


I'd vote NO on this one.

 

[user 574]

Speaking of mustaches and Rodgers (for those not heard b4).