Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[KingKlong]

Seriously week trash talk coming out of mass.

 

[Beer-lord]

WhoDat!
(here comes the haters)

 

[user 574]

WhoDat!
(here comes the haters)

no haters response needed. I think you guys are going to crash like indianapolis and get the number 1 pick

 

[KingKlong]

Yeah. No love for bubba fett wanna bes either.

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah. No live for bubba fett wanna bes either.

wtf? oh, right, the inbreeding....

 

[KingKlong]

Yall don't understand starwars references either? Geez!

 

[motobrewer]

christ, its like Larry the Cable guy took a dump in my ears!

hey inbred, if you can't talk like a normal person, get back on top of your sister.

 

[KingKlong]

At lest she is female. You and your boys are sure to practice sodomy while ice fishing. "butt I need to keep warm" is no excuse. See what I did there? Of course you don't. Idiot "cheese" packer.

 

[bluemoose]

Wow, can you guys take that to another thread? This is where we discuss how the Patriots are going to rape your team, not how some dude in NC is going to do the same to his sister. Come on, grow up!

 

[KingKlong]

Bill billicheat can't win championships without illegal video tape.

 

[bluemoose]

The Panthers can't win championships With illegal video tape.

Fixed that for ya!

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

At lest she is female. You and your boys are sure to practice sodomy while ice fishing. "butt I need to keep warm" is no excuse. See what I did there? Of course you don't. Idiot "cheese" packer.

It wouldn't be fair to ask how many championships you guys have down there since it's too hard to count to zero, but how many wins did the Carolina Cam's accumulate? When you guys sniff the playoffs, let alone make it there, (I won't even include championships because you guys couldn't beat the Packers with their 2nd string in) come back and join the party.

 

[user 574]

Cape started this. If yuri flies in ragin' with his mod powers it's your fault .

 

[KingKlong]

Fixed that for ya!

If we had any we would have beaten yall in sb38. Or lost a first round pick.

It wouldn't be fair to ask how many championships you guys have down there since it's too hard to count to zero, but how many wins did the Carolina Cam's accumulate? When you guys sniff the playoffs, let alone make it there, (I won't even include championships because you guys couldn't beat the Packers with their 2nd string in) come back and join the party.

We'll see. Our history is far shorter than the packers anyway. We'll talk in another 60 years I guess.

 

[davis119]

Megatron won the cover. .

Oh I knew it was between them.....

 

[philrose]

"Jeez, that logjam at RB is still there from last season"
"LETS SIGN MIKE TOLBERT, THATLL FIX IT"

(How I imagine the Panthers' office conversations go.)

 

[KingKlong]

Last seasons fifth ranked offense got better. Doesn't matter how the conversation went.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape started this. If yuri flies in ragin' with his mod powers it's your fault .

Whaaaaaaaat? I'm just trying to figure out what the hell was being said.

You guys... always trying to blame me. That's crap.

 

[j1laskey]

Anyone see these yet?

 

[Eman24dx]

I used to have a friend named Cooter and he was from NC but lived in Buffalo for 2 years. Used to get drunk and throw his credit card on the bar and say "y'all drinkin on me tonight" Man I miss that kid...

 

[user 574]

I used to have a friend named Cooter and he was from NC but lived in Buffalo for 2 years. Used to get drunk and throw his credit card on the bar and say "y'all drinkin on me tonight" Man I miss that kid...

Hmm, I used to have a friend named Critter in Arizona but he was from Connecticut. He too would buy often. His head was way too big for his 5'8" frame. Had to shave 2x a day to keep up otherwise he'd have a beard in 36 hrs. Here's a caricature of him.

Friggen Pats fan too. But not nearly as obnoxious.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Friggen Pats fan too. But not nearly as obnoxious.

I think you mean, "not nearly as awesome". You must have spelled it wrong and auto-correct blew you off course.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Only 38 days until training camp starts for the Most Dominant Football Team of the Millenium and the 2012 Campaign of Pure Awesomeness begins.

That is all.

 

[user 574]

That is pretty awesome but not nearly as much as me having to go to Grand Forks ND weekly for the next 8+ weeks. And, I get to pass through Fargo on the way there.

 

[user 574]

See, money well spent. I get to vote!



If I don't open the envelope it'll be worth more :cross:. Why is this being managed/mailed from MN though? Someone cheatin' to get a new stadium??

 

[PA49erFan21]

DesertBrew........Week 1 is looking like a good game. Sorry to start GB's season off with a loss though.

 

[McBrewskie]

I concur with PA.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Happy Forth all!


9er's blow

 

[philrose]

Niners totally blow

"How better to celebrate the birth of your country than by blowing up a small chunk of it"

 

[user 574]

Alex Smith Playbook: "Don't f#ck up, play within your abilities. And leave the scoring to the running backs and defense".

And happy 4th everyone. Don't drink too much, or too little either .