Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I already know the Vikings suck but at least I can keep rooting for my $hitty team instead of watching them move to LA. That's about the best I could have hoped for this off season.

See?? This is what I'm talking about! You should just grab a number 12 pats jersey, get a faux hawk and go with it. Yeah uou'll catch a ton of guff from your friends at first but who would have the last laugh?!? You. You can just giggle and say, "that's right bitcjes!! You like that don't you!!" when the Pats roll.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The only thing that sucks balls is all of the Pats competition in the AFC East.

Whaaaaat!?! Are you kidding!? I got one word for you pal... Tebow.

 

[motobrewer]

They once again cheated into a Super Bowl last year

last night I watched the Anthony Bourdain episode where he goes to the Green Bay / KC game.

oh, the anger...

 

[philrose]

woot! Seahawks OTAs going on right now!

 

[philrose]

I'm starving for football...wasted at least 2 hours this week doing fantasy mock drafts...

 

[KingKlong]

I'm NC born and bred, and I hate all the teams(not the fans themselves) that are too well represented here in my state. People either don't like where they grew up enough to stay there(NE, all 3 NY, Pitt and Philly) or they are dumb asses who jumped on band wagons at some point(NE and Pitt again along with Dallas). The latter suck the most. YOU HAVE A HOME TEAM FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!

It may take a while, but all shall be saved by SUPERCAM!!!

CAM!!! WOOOOAAAAAH CAAAAM!!

 

[motobrewer]

I'm NC born and bred

does that stand for nobody cares?


hahaha! I crack myself up!

seriously tho, nobody gives a sh*t.

 

[Cape Brewing]

WTF... does anyone speak hillbilly?!? I have no idea what that dude was trying to say.

 

[KingKlong]

does that stand for nobody cares?


hahaha! I crack myself up!

seriously tho, nobody gives a sh*t.

no hard feelings. no one cares about wisconsin either. not even Brett.

WTF... does anyone speak hillbilly?!? I have no idea what that dude was trying to say.

har har. I've never heard that from a yankee before. seriously though. you probably didn't understand my post because I graduated from an ABET accredited school, and have moved far beyond the middle school education you possess. Did you get a certificate or something from there? Is it in your drawah?

seriously though. y'all need to get used to this.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

If he giving himself a *****-twister? : p

 

[Cape Brewing]

Iiiiiiiiii SAAAAAAIIID.... DOOOOOES ANNNYONE.... SPEEEEEEAK.. HILLLLLL... BILLLLLLLY?

(if you talk louder and slower they tend to understand easier)

 

[motobrewer]

not even Brett.

who?? is that the cousin you lost your virginity to? kinda weird bringing that up on a public forum.

 

[user 574]

Who just doled out adrenaline shots to Pats fans?

 

[bluemoose]

Who just doled out adrenaline shots to Pats fans?

What, you want us to talk about the .500 Red Sox?

 

[Airborneguy]

I was born in NC unfortunately. Thank the lord my parents left right away!

 

[user 574]

What, you want us to talk about the .500 Red Sox?

Could be worse, like the sorry professional sports teams up here. They all blow, except for I guess the WNBA that I guess won last year I think? But they still suck balls; or is it lick carpet? Not sure which but I suspect a mix.

Lucky for me I root for the 2012 SB champion Packers. Yeah, that's it.

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, I feel your pain. We had one team that didn't even make the playoffs last year out of the big 4 sports! What a disappointment.

 

[user 574]

I need to move 8 miles east then I'll be an official cheesehead again (not from here moose ).

I say donald driver takes it home tonight though.

 

[KingKlong]

Iiiiiiiiii SAAAAAAIIID.... DOOOOOES ANNNYONE.... SPEEEEEEAK.. HILLLLLL... BILLLLLLLY?

(if you talk louder and slower they tend to understand easier)

No. I'm from the city. And not one of those ****ty ones that smell like piss you have in the north.

who?? is that the cousin you lost your virginity to? kinda weird bringing that up on a public forum.

You know you have pics on your phone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ugh... Someone help me out. All I heard was, " blah blah blah y'all blah blah I reckon blah blah sumbitch blah blah blah tarnation blah".

 

[KingKlong]

They must teach yall to clean ears in high school.

 

[KingKlong]

if ever

 

[bob1852]

Now that the draft is over and OTAs are starting... I think one of the themes you're going to see start ramping up over the summer and certainly into the beginning of the season is how awesome the Pats are. They were once again cheated out of a Super Bowl win last year by a team that didn't even belong in the game and then this offseason... I mean... sweet Mary. They got effin' scary good. The only negative about how awesome the Pats are is going to be the increased back-lash from ignorant fans of other teams (and beeeeelieve me... there are a TON of them) who will sit there and try to either 1) deny how awesome the Pats are or 2) just toss up any drivel they can because the Pats will once again by the media darlings that they were a few years ago. It'll be all-Pats all-the-time and I guess I can see how that would make fans of other teams upset... having that constantly rubbed in your face would suck I guess. You turn on the TV thinking, "Oooo, maybe my team won't royally suck balls this year" and then all you see are all of the TV personalities just sitting there saying how no one should even bother because the Pats are so awesome. Except for Shannon Sharpe... who will be trying to grasp at any straws he can while doing his best MushMouth impression, trying to knock the Pats down a bit. I hate Shannon Sharpe. I wish the Hell's Angels would gang rape him.

That is all.

Ugh... Someone help me out. All I heard was, " blah blah blah y'all blah blah I reckon blah blah sumbitch blah blah blah tarnation blah".

Pretty much sums up what I heard.

 

[KingKlong]

 

[the_bird]

I speak redneck, but I can't really help you much with this hillbilly dialect. We might need to get Walker-san to help.

From the little bit I can gather, it appears that North Carolina has now found a black man they actually like, instead of wanting to string up from a tree. Let's just hop for Cam Newton's sake he doesn't start throwing interceptions.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ouch.

too soon

 

[davis119]

Wells with him being on madden cover he wont have many games to throw pics.....

Glad mr ray rice didn't get the vote

 

[KingKlong]

Megatron won the cover. Also, I've traveled all over the US. Rednecks are everywhere. Especially the northeast. They just have long hair and wear ugg boots up there like their homo qb. No superbowl wins since spygate either. Asterisks by the three you got because of it too.

 

[the_bird]

Oh, so you're a homophobe, too? I take it that you only **** your female cousins, then?

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Driver adds another trophy to title town, although I wish Maria Menounos would have won. Damn she is hot.

The Packers are going to be even greater this year with the additional defensive pieces plus the NFL granted them an early Christmas present playing the NFC West and AFC South for it's non-divisional games.

The Pats are in trouble Cape. They have to play Jesus...TWICE!