Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

decision making, leadership and yes his numbers are damn good. Quit looking at "total" stats like douchy Pats fans and look at "per" stats, turnovers, attempts....what the offense is asking of him.

"his stats are pedestrian at best" You should jump off your roof with that garbage

Joe. Flacco.

 

[AkBrew907]

I'm excited to see how well of a pair Wilson and Graham do together.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You're high

not at all. Wilson has made the playoffs and won at least one playoff game in every season, you don't do that by have a good defense. You have to be an elite player. He may night be superior at any one thing but he's damn good t just about everything. Back to Back Super Bowls doesn't happen by accident. Give some credit for once...you should be grateful to him...he handed your team a Superbowl. Be nice.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Joe. Flacco.

I hate it when people who know they are wrong still talk just because they have nothing better to do.

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You typed that with a straight face too didn't you?

"Leadership"!?


Yeah... don't look at all his stats... just a small subset that I can convince myself matter.

You so crazy

So dumb.... just amazingly ignorant. This is what happens when you're a fan of one team and not the sport. You simply don't get it. Your only exposure is a cheaty team in a crappy division in an environment full of dumb boston sports fans. I guess I don't blame you...enjoy your wicked echo chambah

 

[Cape Brewing]

not at all. Wilson has made the playoffs and won at least one playoff game in every season, you don't do that by have a good defense. You have to be an elite player. He may night be superior at any one thing but he's damn good t just about everything. Back to Back Super Bowls doesn't happen by accident. Give some credit for once...you should be grateful to him...he handed your team a Superbowl. Be nice.

So do the Seahawks have an "elite Tight End"?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I keep forgetting the name of that elite long snapper the Seahawks have. What's his name again Hoppy?

 

[Punity]

Based off of what, exactly? His stats are pedestrian at best. He fortunate to play on a team that has a top-5 defense (easily best secondary) and has a great under-rated RB. Wilson is a good quarterback but so is Joe Flacco - neither are elite, though.

Your argument became invalid calling Lynch a great under rated RB.

We can't blame you though being a Jets fan you wouldn't know what good QB play looks like.

 

[Punity]

I keep forgetting the name of that elite long snapper the Seahawks have. What's his name again Hoppy?

A god Damn war hero he is show some respect.

 

[day_trippr]

yuuuuuup, elite at football and dressing himself.

When did The Village People add the cowboy?

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Hehehehehehe

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah... don't look at all his stats... just a small subset that I can convince myself matter.

yeah, you don't want them stealing your move.

 

[motobrewer]

yuuuuuup, elite at football and dressing himself.

damn that's a sharp dressed man right there.

 

[the_bird]

It's a little, uh... "Brokeback," dontcha think?

 

[HoppyDaze]

So do the Seahawks have an "elite Tight End"?

yer mom does BAM!

 

[GenIke]

So Brady skips practice to prep for the court date tomorrow and now isnt going to the court date?!? What's this guy trying to hide?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He spent today talking to the magistrate. The judge said he doesn't have to attend tomorrow. They also sat around laughing about Goodell.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Make sure you tell your kids that play football that under inflated balls are the same as taking steroids and PEDs. So is that a 4 game&picks suspension or just $25k? I mean come on. Some teams have Adderral all over the place including their team water coolers.

 

[fosaisu]

Some teams have Adderral all over the place including their team water coolers.

Should solve the problem of wandering attention during team meetings.

Make sure you tell your kids that play football that under inflated balls are the same as taking steroids and PEDs.

Please let us know how your kids come out after you teach them that when they're caught cheating, they should whine about how everyone else is doing it so much worse and it's just not fair.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Should solve the problem of wandering attention during team meetings.



Please let us know how your kids come out after you teach them that when they're caught cheating, they should whine about how everyone else is doing it so much worse and it's just not fair.

My two sons are doing fine. They both are over 235 lbs and 6'3+ with a 95mph cutter while still in jr high. They just won the Little League World Series.

 

[fosaisu]

My two sons are doing fine. They both are over 235 lbs and 6'3+ with a 95mph cutter while still in jr high. They just won the Little League World Series.

Jesus, sounds like they shouldn't need to cheat at any rate.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Dominican birth certificate is a little questionable.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey everyone. What's going on??

 

[motobrewer]

packers dominated the pats. that's what.

 

[bluemoose]

So the Packers season was a success! Pats fans measure success in superbowls.

 

[HoppyDaze]

no one cares

 

[Darwin18]

Grantland article about how much Miami sucks: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-dolphins-mission-of-mediocrity/

 

[finsfan]

Everyone is better than the Jets.

Fan of the team, thoroughly knows the team sucks, yet still a fan of said team.....

 

[Darwin18]

Yet Miami has lost to said worst team in history of the NFL to miss out on the playoffs for the last two straight years. Very puzzling. Did Miami try? Did they know what the playoffs are? I know it's been a long, long, LOOOOOOOONG time since Miami won a playoff game. 15 years? It's sad that you probably couldn't legally drink the last time your team won a playoff game.

 

[motobrewer]

So the Packers season was a success! Pats fans measure success in superbowls.

so, packers, are....better?