Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Now what if payment was made thru a second intermediary of someone that possessed the onstage name of Crystal?

 

[motobrewer]

Wheel of Hoppy's stupidity! Relevant facts! Red One!


Gonna be a great year.

 

[BamaProud]

Paying players is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NCAA.

murder is illegal(prohibited), that doesn't mean it doesn't happen

 

[bob1852]

Paying players is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NCAA.

And videotaping other team's signals from an unauthorized location is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NFL....as is over/under inflating footballs.

Wait, what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Apparently prohibited by MLB, too.

Doh! Stupid technicalities....

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not a single person on the planet surprised the Red Sox are a bunch of cheaters too. It's a lack of integrity on a regional scale it seems. I bet all you people cheat on your wives too... Boston Wrong

 

[paulthenurse]

Wives? No.

Taxes? Wait just one minute...

Aren't you an accountant?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Man... I can't wait to see that fifth banner Thursday night.

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[HoppyDaze]

Wives? No.

Taxes? Wait just one minute...

Aren't you an accountant?

CPA, the best

 

[motobrewer]

BostonCheat.

 

[motobrewer]

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[Cape Brewing]

Don't worry... I'll send you all pics

 

[motobrewer]

Nobody wants your dick pics.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Liar

 

[HoppyDaze]

murder is illegal(prohibited), that doesn't mean it doesn't happen

Like assault?

Father and son arrested for brawling in the stands of the Alabama/FSU game

Roll Tide

 

[paulthenurse]

Exactly what defines a father/son relationship in Alabama? Is there any deoxyribonucleic acid even involved?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hint hint. I'll just leave this here for someone....

 

[Cape Brewing]

So handsome.

It's really pretty impossible to claim otherwise

 

[user 574]

Here's TB12s anatomically correct FAP machine for you chowder heads. If you order in the next 30 minutes you'll get a 5 day supply of his meal plan free of charge. Just click the hand now and shipping is on us!

 

[paulthenurse]

Could you please put up that link? Thanks.

 

[day_trippr]

We're ready for some football!!

Rumor out there that Squirrel will reveal the SB LI banner.
I'd like that

 

[triethylborane]

How many TDs is TB12 god emperor of NFL going to notch this season?

 

[day_trippr]

I don't care, I'm just prayin' he physically survives the season through SB Fitty-Too...

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape take some pictures from your seat of that sweet new banner

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[HoppyDaze]

You don't realize how stupid that is?

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[TheDudeLebowski]

Man! All this pregame ball washing feels so good. I hope everyone realizes it's going to continue all the way thru this year's Superbowl

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[Cape Brewing]

Sooooooo much 'MericaView attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1504831227.333856.jpg

 

[Cape Brewing]

Surgical

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

F*ckin Goodell was behind that reversal.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Apparently he has also passed the "it's okay to hitch a fuggin piggy back ride on Gronk" rule.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus

 

[paulthenurse]

You don't realize how stupid that is?

We all realize how stoopid you is.

So we've got that.

 

[GenIke]

The dirty MFer's have a left footed punter now. How low can they go?

 

[GenIke]

PI on the Pats. Drink one.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Another Superbowl. Drink.

 

[j1laskey]

It's great to be us

 

[GenIke]

Surgical

 

[GenIke]

Pats illegal forward pass- give two.