Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

If you liked the game, you would.

 

[bob1852]

You know Cape is rolling to the BC game on Friday, even if he has to wear his Bobby Valentine disguise.

 

[GenIke]

So who's going to fill in the chippy prick with a bad haircut role now? Think Welker's got anything left in the tank?

 

[day_trippr]

Pats are loaded. Next man up will do the job.
As always...

 

[Cape Brewing]

So who's going to fill in the chippy prick with a bad haircut role now?

Your mom

 

[Cape Brewing]

See!?!? They were SMART this time and left more room.

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Should be fine for two more years and then they're gonna need more room again

 

[paulthenurse]

Mathew Stanford?????? Seriously?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mathew Stanford?????? Seriously?

Is he the new QB for Detroit? Good decision.

 

[paulthenurse]

Highest paid player in league history

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Bad decision.

 

[day_trippr]

I'm ok with it.
Stafford is one huge "meh", and if Detroit management wants to yak up a metric crapton of cap space for "meh", that works fine for me...

 

[WI_Wino]

Highest paid player in league history

Glad to see the Packers have the NFC North locked up again this year.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

How about that head coach from the Texans. He says they are dedicating the season to the Houston area storm victims. Ya think the storm victims give a rats ass? How about they start sending donations instead!

 

[paulthenurse]

Brissett for Dorsett. All day long and twice on Sunday.

 

[triethylborane]

Broncos release TJ Ward, maybe pats could pick him up and give him a tryout for spot on the practice squad? Also Broncos "reportedly" interested in Osweiler? We have to drug test Elway if this happens.

 

[day_trippr]

lol Osweiler.

When a team says "We're gonna pay you a huge nut not to play football for us" it's bad enough.
When it's friggin' CLEVELAND, you really ought to be toast.

But...he was on a SB winning team, and Denver tried to hold onto him (really, it's true) and it'd be kinda interesting for five minutes if he ends up with the team that drafted him after all this...

 

[GenIke]

He's pretty tall I think... right? Roll tide.

 

[triethylborane]

He's pretty tall I think... right? Roll tide.

6-7 or so, runs like a giraffe

 

[BamaProud]

 

[WI_Wino]

God damn jv squad bs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Four days to real football

 

[user 574]

Thursday night blah. Junior announcers

 

[BamaProud]

God damn jv squad bs.

I like to think of it as "small batch" or "Craft football"... a much better product than the NFL mass-production crap. :rockin:

Now go have another Bud light.

 

[paulthenurse]

So then that would make Alabama football an Edmund Fitzgerald?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I like to think of it as "small batch" or "Craft football"... a much better product than the NFL mass-production crap. :rockin:

Now go have another Bud light.

Amen, these fools have no idea what they are missing. It warms my heart knowing they'll live life without figuring out what the real football experience is.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yup. Nothing in life more enjoyable than watching a bunch of accounting majors playing football. They're out there giving their all for dear old Oregon because they love the game. In a few years they'll only get that visceral thrill when tax season rolls around.


Hey wait a minute..... Hoppy.... aren't you....

 

[Cape Brewing]

What % of college players would make an NFL team?

What % of NFL players would make a college team?

I win

STFU

 

[GenIke]

God damn jv squad bs.

I was just kidding. I dont think the other guy was.

 

[HoppyDaze]

What % of college players would make an NFL team?

What % of NFL players would make a college team?

I win

STFU

This proves my point. You know ****. Your argument is that college players aren't NFL players? Great point!!

 

[bob1852]

What % of college players would make an NFL team?

What % of NFL players would make a college team?

I win

STFU

Alabama would beat most of the teams in the AFC East. Fact.

 

[triethylborane]

Alabama would beat most of the teams in the AFC East. Fact.

lol,delusional!

 

[Cape Brewing]

This proves my point. You know ****. Your argument is that college players aren't NFL players? Great point!!

If that's how you honestly understood my post, you're even dumber than any of us thought.

 

[paulthenurse]

(whispers)
Psssst..... Cape......

I don't think that is actually possible.

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant fact.

 

[day_trippr]

Alabama would beat most of the teams in the AFC East. Fact.

"I don't think that word means what you think it means."

 

[paulthenurse]

Serious question?

Do you think Mr Kraft put enough thought into only building on with enough room for 11 Championship banners?

Or maybe he figures in ten more years Gillette will be ready to be replaced with GOAT Stadium?

 

[BamaProud]

What % of college players would make an NFL team?

What % of NFL players would make a college team?

I win

STFU

What kind of logic is that?

I'll counter with a slightly less illogical argument:

What % of NFL players would be playing without getting paid?

What % of College players get paid?

Hell, Div 2 college and even high end high school football is more entertaining than the NFL.

 

[BamaProud]

Alabama would beat most of the teams in the AFC East. Fact.

I'm a Big Alabama fan, but nope.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If that's how you honestly understood my post, you're even dumber than any of us thought.

Yeah, right... your point is that's there's not very many NFL players so the quality is bad. Meaning since college players aren't NFL players it sucks. Exactly you meant, exactly what I said.

 

[paulthenurse]

What % of College players get paid?


.

Did you really just ask that question? You know, like in a serious manner? To support your argument?

None. Not a one. Paying players is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the NCAA.