Ninja or Pirate?

[Wolf]

Not quite "Nuff Said"..... (a friend sent that original image to me a few months ago and I modified it a little.)

lol, Nice!

 

[Brewpastor]

Pirates! They are in your face, where as Ninjas sneek around and hid and that seems a little pansy-girlish to me.

 

[Beer Snob]

Ninja. Definatly Ninja. Pirates talk too bloody much. And think about it... how many women do you see on a pirate ship. Hey my life doesn't depend on sex ok.... but.... .. hmm... but..... well..... how many women do you see on a pirate ship?

 

[the_bird]

Pirates! They are in your face, where as Ninjas sneek around and hid and that seems a little pansy-girlish to me.

If that's the case, why are they called "Butt Pirates" instead of "Butt Ninjas?"

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

First of all, how many ninjas do you see strolling around with a babe on each arm? NONE- because they know their killing power lies in their chastity. A pirate? Will stick it to anything that stands still (and some what don't).

Second of all, a ninja could never yield a label like this: (my brew operation's proud standard):

Shalom, me hearties!

 

[Brewpastor]

If that's the case, why are they called "Butt Pirates" instead of "Butt Ninjas?"

It is simple, ever wonder why your butt is sometimes itchy in the morning? Butt Ninjas. They just are too ashamed to talk about it.

 

[Ize]

Isn't that an old Ninja Proverb? "He who goes to bed with itchy a$$ wake up with stinky finger"

(Looks around, shrugs shoulders) What???


Pirate for me...24/7 in the Caribbean with lovely island ladies? Oh and loads of gold to pillage from the Spanish? I'll put up with a lot for that... (Altho I'll sleep with a dagger in case of "Butt Ninjas")


Ize (just one tho... )

 

[the_bird]

I think, after much deliberation, I'm voting "pirate."

Mostly because I like this song:

http://www.matadorrecords.com/mpeg/stephen_malkmus/the_hook.mp3

 

[rdwj]

Pirate - no doubt. Of course, I'd rather be a Viking.


Here is a guy with another opinion, just in case some of you may not have seen it. I even read his book - kinda funny.

 

[Brewpastor]

How about an Investment Banker? Kind of a combination of the two - steal from anybody you can BUT do it in a way that no one sees.

 

[Ize]

So doesn't that make lawyers are some sort of quasi pirate/ninja hybrid as well?



Ize (one-eye)

 

[EvilTOJ]

I almost dressed up as a ninja to go see Pirates of the Carribean 2, just to be different. I mean c'mon! The theater will be full of pirates but a ninja will flip out and kill your whole family with the drop of a fork.

 

[Ize]

There's something wrong with my brain. I can't believe I didn't think of one of my fave movies of all time.

Ninja, Schminza. Who wouldn't want to be THIS guy?

Ize

 

[Brew chick]

I voted for ninja but after all that talk about what pirate's get up to i'll take one of them home too please!

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Ha, yellowbeard! Good call there, my friend.

Also- I submit the point that Walter Matthau was in a movie called "Pirates", directed by Roman Polanski. In fact, neither Matthau nor Polanski was EVER involved in any movie remotely involved with Ninjas.

 

[Truble]

Ninja.

Look: If the best thing about being a pirate is the lifestyle, the boat, and the drinking, a ninja could sneak aboard, kill everyone on board, and sail to the bahamas before you could say shiver me timbers. After that, it is party time.

 

[Grimsawyer]

I gotta go with ninja. From what I've read of pirate life, it's not nearly as romantic as Hollywood makes it out to be. Think months (or more) at sea with no company but the unshowered man whose bunk is but inches from your face. The fresh food was gone long ago so now you only get weevle infested biscuits and maybe some dried meat if you're lucky. You're vitamin C deficient so you're starting to lose teeth due to scurvy. Yeah, there's plenty of rum and beer but that's only because fresh water doesn't last. So you drink in the sun all day and wake up the next morning with the taste of cat piss in your mouth because you've been on a 3 month drinking binge and haven't brushed your teeth once. All you want is one glass of clean water to rinse things out a bit . . . you finally work up the nerve to complain to the captain and he has you flogged for it.

A ninja, on the other hand, could live any lifestyle he chooses. Any man who stands in his way is merely shuriken fodder. If you want to drink rum or beer all day you simply have to kill a man with a decent supply of rum or beer. Your incredible skill in all things deceiving ensure that you'll never be caught.

AHU

buzzkill......

ARRRRR!!!!!! Ye can never have too many seamen on your poop deck!!!! ARRRR!!!! I be liking the ider 'o droppin my anchor in your lagoon. YARRRR!!!!!! The Pirate's life is the life for me!!!!

 

[Orpheus]

63% of us have, as of now, chosen pirate. This is not surprising considering we're a bunch of beer-making rabble-rousers!

 

[Catfish]

I would still vote pirate

 

[Beer Snob]

From The_Bird's aviator it appears he has a great solution for all you pirates out there

 

[Ivan Lendl]

I vote for the Ninja sneaking on board a Pirate ship and killing everyone. The only draw back is that Ninja's have to wear uniforms.

 

[Axegod]

Yes, but he would have to wear black all the time...with global warming and being in the tropics..he'd faint before he could attack.

A pirate could also retire in the tropics with his gold...ever heard of a retired ninja?

Pirate is the best way.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

I initially voted ninja, but I'm not so sure now...

I used to be full of confidence, but now I'm just drunk all the time. Help me Obi-wan...

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

All of this "sneaking on board a pirate ship and killing all the pirates" thing would be fine, if it wasn't for the fact that ninjas, much like cats, absolutely can not swim!

 

[dancingbarefoot]

It is simple, ever wonder why your butt is sometimes itchy in the morning? Butt Ninjas. They just are too ashamed to talk about it.

Well I don't know about ninjas, but samurai warriors were encouraged to have male lovers (seriously!). Maybe the ninja guys were in on it, too.

<<<<< former student of ancient & classical Japanese literature

 

[the_bird]

You seem to have a particular interest in that topic, don't you? Are you Cheesefood's female alter-ego?

 

[EvilTOJ]

I dunno, the_bird, maybe it actually IS Cheesefood! Have you ever seen them together? I didn't think so.

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

I dunno, the_bird, maybe it actually IS Cheesefood! Have you ever seen them together? I didn't think so.

Hey, I have seen them together. And by that, I mean "together." And let me tell you, it was not pretty.

 

[Catfish]

It is simple, ever wonder why your butt is sometimes itchy in the morning? Butt Ninjas. They just are too ashamed to talk about it.

I think the term is actually "Sphincter Ninja."

 

[dancingbarefoot]

You seem to have a particular interest in that topic, don't you? Are you Cheesefood's female alter-ego?

Huh? I've brought up ninja sex before? (Funny, I think I would remember that.)