Need names of terrible beers

[509inc]

Leffe

 

[apshaffer]

Honorable mention would go to Olympia if you can find it outside of WA.

Olympia Beer has no affiliation with Washington anymore, and it doesn't resemble what it used to be. I live less than a mile from the original brewery.


Natty Boh has to be up there. I was weened on that stuff in high school. Jacobs Best as well.

 

[curlyfat]

I've got to throw a big solid vote in for Sam Adam's Triple Bock. It's still on shelves around here and I made the mistake of thinking I found something special. Uck. Down the drain.

Runner up: Vanilla Bourbon Barrel something from one of the BMCs...Down the drain.

Third: Another vote for Wild Blueberry. That one didn't go down the drain, but it was "donated" to someone a little less picky.

 

[KayaBrew]

Utica Club, any Magic Hat, any beer with fruit in it

 

[Indyking]

I've got to throw a big solid vote in for Sam Adam's Triple Bock. It's still on shelves around here and I made the mistake of thinking I found something special. Uck. Down the drain.

WOW, SA triple bock actually gets an excellent score by the Bros at beer advocate!

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/111/

Maybe you just don't like the style!

 

[smizak]

WOW, SA triple bock actually gets an excellent score by the Bros at beer advocate!

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/111/

Maybe you just don't like the style!

I think the biggest problem with that beer other than not being good in the first place, is the faulty, crappy cork they put in it. It seems like most of time it was compromised by oxygen and infection when it's tasted.

 

[HoppyGus]

I'm gonna get crap for this one but I HATE Blue Moon!

 

[mdwmonster]

Lone Star. Back in college, we used to be able to find that stuff in the bottle for $10 a case. Even at that time, we felt our $10 could be put to better use. Like for example a 30-pack of Bud Dry and some Taco Bell.

 

[rycov]

I'm gonna get crap for this one but I HATE Blue Moon!

i too hate blue moon. let me tell you guys about some other beers i hate. heiniken and miller lite. ew. now for the beers i have actually not finished. SA cherry wheat (SA artificial cherry flavored beer?) boddingtons. ew. and there was another beer that had the nitrogen, think it was called wexford irish cream ale or something.

i'm ok with the nitro on stouts. these two beers just didnt have enough flavor for me. kind of metalic tasting. i think with out the bubbles there just isn't enough to bring the hop flavors to the tounge (and im no hop head by anymeans.) these are just ****ty beers.

also what kind a folks are gonna drink the beers? do they know anything about beer or just wanna drink something nasty? if i were gonna try to gross someone out i might pour a non fruited lambic. they're ok to me. but they have kind of a sweet vinigary taste that i may not want to drink if i didnt know what it was.

 

[two_hearted]

I'm gonna get crap for this one but I HATE Blue Moon!

Dude, Blue Moon sucks. Its coors with a few spices.

 

[DemonIAm]

The only Magic Hat that I've really liked was their Howl winter beer. Everything else has been "meh". I'll throw another vote for Wild Blue, also....

 

[SickTransitMundus]

WOW, SA triple bock actually gets an excellent score by the Bros at beer advocate!

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/111/

Maybe you just don't like the style!

Much love to the BA guys, but Todd's wrong about this one. I would assign Triple Bock to the same style as fermented products like Thai fish sauce and worcestershire. The member reviews are priceless:

-"Soy sauce with a dash of Robitussin."
-"Onions, salt, cheap alcohol and vomit"
-"Needed a rape shower after drinking it"
-"Soy sauce soaked wood."
-"Rubbing alcohol, chocolate, rum barrel, oak, diarrhea, and possibly some buffalo hot wing induced vomit."
-"The stir fry of the damned consists of the rotting remains of chairman Mao along with the absolute horrid reduced flavors of the dead laborers used to fill the Great Wall of China."
-"Bill you are an ******* for making me drink this..."

There are some good reviews but I suspect they are from people rationalizing their expen$$$ive purchase of an umami bomb.

 

[SkewedBrewing]

Wal Greens has a in store brand of beer called Big Flats

http://potablecurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2011/01/big-flats-1901-lager-now-floor-stacked.html

"It's the water that makes it"

I have three of these sitting in my fridge leftover from when a friend bought them for me as a joke. They will probably be there until the day I move out...

 

[Homebrewtastic]

I'm gonna get crap for this one but I HATE Blue Moon!

Blue Moon is "craft beer" for the uninitiated. Anytime I'm at the beer store and I see someone picking up that or the shock top wheat I tell them to grab a pack of Hoegardden or White Rascal or Blanche Bruxelles.

 

[Cornraker]

Wild Blue!!!!!!!!!!!
Enjoy

Wild Blue is horrible!!!

Steel Reserve High Gravity lager is THE worst stuff out there

 

[NorthRiverS]

Schmidt beer was the worst I ever tasted. Remove every other letter from the name to find out what it tasted like..........

NRS

 

[Homebrewtastic]

Blue Moon is "craft beer" for the uninitiated. Anytime I'm at the beer store and I see someone picking up that or the shock top wheat I tell them to grab a pack of Hoegardden or White Rascal or Blanche Bruxelles.

oooo!!! Speaking of! If you can find any get a bottle of Blue Moon Gran Cru. It's Blue Moon but sweetened to hell. A friend of mine bought a bottle. We tried to split it but I just couldn't force it down.

 

[bcfzx2]

New Belgium Trippel. First beer i could not drink. may be a bad batch?

 

[Chuginator]

I've never had a bad beer!

 

[TheBroonery]

Sorry it is a BMC, but I can't honestly imagine a more disgusting "beer" on this planet than this;

Except maybe the Budlight version of it.

Holy Crap! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clamato

That's pretty foul!

 

[DemonIAm]

oh, and tequiza/bl chill... vom