Cheesy_Goodness
Well-Known Member
Did you guys know Hellen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Neither did she.
On the lame joke theme
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks
"So why the long face?"
I used to tell that joke with John Kerry . . .
On the lame joke theme
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks
"So why the long face?"
Ha!jsledd said:What does the zombie homebrewer say? Grains! GRAINS!
In the spirit of the season:
An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
"Let's not fight about it!" the man said. "Let's ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As their tour guide approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he replied officiously.
But the woman insisted, "I know that it felt like snow!"
The man quietly replied, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"
eric19312 said:A frog hops int a bank and jumps right up onto the loan officers desk, knocking over her name plate. "Excuse me, Ms. Black, I presume?" "Why yes my fine frog, but please call me Pat, everyone does." "Now what can I do for you today? "Well" says the frog, "I have a business plan, see, I plan to open a shop and sell gourmet imported flys to all my frog friends. But in order to get started, I need a loan for $10,000." "Gee, that's the first time Ive had a frog ask for a loan, and seems to be a lot of money...do you have any collateral?" "Why yes I do!" said the frog, pulling a small stick figure man who was leading a small stick figure donkey, the man wearing a colorful sombrero. "I got this in Mexico!" "Well" says the loan officer, "since you have a business plan, and a form of collateral, I will be happy to present your case to the bank President." (Thinking to herself, "Bob's going to get a real kick out of this!") So Ms. Black takes the plan and stick figures to the bank president, Bob Brown, and explains the situation. Mr Brown doesn't bat an eye and says "That's a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan."
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