homebrewer_99
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."
The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"
The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir".
Dangerous Virus
A dangerous virus is being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or friends and family via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come in to contact with work, put on a jacket and take two good friends to the nearest
grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as WORK-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been, completely eliminated from your system!
You should forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN INFECTED. WORK is controlling your life!
Pass this warning on before more people crash.
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."
The guy asks, "Good grief, what do you call that?"
The bartender replied, "It's a "Pabst Smir".
Dangerous Virus
A dangerous virus is being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or friends and family via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come in to contact with work, put on a jacket and take two good friends to the nearest
grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as WORK-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been, completely eliminated from your system!
You should forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN INFECTED. WORK is controlling your life!
Pass this warning on before more people crash.
