is watermelon wheat a women's drink?

[CreamyGoodness]

I hope my little beverage map pointed out how arbitrary such things as "manly" and "girly" are in reference to cocktail choice. I WILL however agree that it would be a little odd to see Subsailor drinking anything that has an umbrella in it...

 

[TxBrew]

Yes. Everybody knows that women should only drink fruity wheat beers. Strawberries are girly too.

And women can't brew beer, either.

Well I'm glad someone said it!

 

[woozy]

Beers with peaches, cherries, or apricots- girly. basically any fruit that doesnt hurt much when inserted in one's anus makes for a girly beer. Not that I know for a fact. A friend of mine tested the theory. shut up.

So if I were to claim that inserting a peach in my anus *does* hurt... much ... would that make me appear manly or girly?

 

[boydster]

Beers with peaches, cherries, or apricots- girly. basically any fruit that doesnt hurt much when inserted in one's anus makes for a girly beer. Not that I know for a fact. A friend of mine tested the theory. shut up.

Peaches and apricots? Damn dude. Those are just plain scary in that context. Like "Ow, quit it" kind of scary, not clown-scary. You must mean sliced, not whole, right?

 

[Kittyfeet]

Peaches and apricots? Damn dude. Those are just plain scary in that context. Like "Ow, quit it" kind of scary, not clown-scary. You must mean sliced, not whole, right?

Maybe he means dried. That way they have a chance to expand.

Also, raspberry wheats are awesome. So there.

 

[WesleyS]

Peaches and apricots? Damn dude. Those are just plain scary in that context. Like "Ow, quit it" kind of scary, not clown-scary. You must mean sliced, not whole, right?

He must've tried it out one night after drinking way too much okra mead.

 

[woozy]

Peaches and apricots? Damn dude. Those are just plain scary in that context. Like "Ow, quit it" kind of scary, not clown-scary. You must mean sliced, not whole, right?

I don't think "ow, quit it" would quite be my response.

Nor do I imagine I'd lie there calmly allowing anyone to insert them slice by slice.

But then I guess I'm just not that manly. And if it keeps peaches from being inserted in my anus I'm *happy* to be girly.

 

[boydster]

I don't think "ow, quit it" would quite be my response.

Nor do I imagine I'd lie there calmly allowing anyone to insert them slice by slice.

But then I guess I'm just not that manly. And if it keeps peaches from being inserted in my anus I'm *happy* to be girly.

I was simply trying to understand the drink map a little better. You raise a good point though. Maybe I don't want to understand the drink map and just enjoy my beer. At the very least, I don't want to have anything to do with the judging process for categorizing new fruits.

 

[KayaBrew]

The Germans also tried to hostily take over the world. This is America, we put fruit in our beer! Deal with it.

FACT:America is trying to hostily take over the world. Deal with that.

 

[boydster]

FACT:America is trying to hostily take over the world. Deal with that.

C'mon. Seriously. Let's keep this tasteful. Have we no sense of decency? Can we please get back to the topic at hand?

Oh wait... that was fruits and... you know what? I think watermelon wheat is perfectly fine for Yooper to drink while Bob is making the real beer. There. I said it.

 

[m_c_zero]

FACT:America is trying to hostily take over the world. Deal with that.

Yeah, we're not doing too shabby either... :rockin: