I'm planning on brewing an IIPA (O.G. ~1.085) this weekend before I leave for a business trip for 5 weeks. I'm planning on leaving it in my fermentation freezer for the entire 5 weeks then dry hopping for 2 more weeks after I get back, so that'll be a total of 7 weeks. We'll see how it turns out.
I have a feeling that the guys' beers that are no good after a month or two of fermentation are more related to not sanitizing enough/properly or a weak yeast strain that wasn't very viable from the beginning. I was "raised" with the concept of always using a secondary, however, there is plenty of evidence on here that shows that secondaries are only necessary for additions or bulk ageing. I have started cold crashing my beers for around 5 days and I would say that that is equivalent to several weeks of clearing in a secondary.
What I'd like to see is objective tasting panels where a 10 gallon batch is split in to two 5 gallon batches, each with half of the same yeast starter. One batch would be in the primary for 2 weeks, and then in the keg for ~4 weeks. The other batch would be in the primary for 6 weeks. At the conclusion they'd be carbonated to the same number of volumes.
EDIT: I should clarify. I doubt the 6 week primary would taste better than the 2 week primary. I'd imagine they'd probably taste similar. My primary complaint is with the "a minimum of 4 weeks."