Basilisk
Active Member
Well, probably not. Well, maybe for some other reason, but probably not cause of my idea for an invention. But I wanna put it out there anyway.
Right, my invention. Please tell me if this is retarded, or already done. I'm not sure how big a deal it is in beermaking, but being new to cider I've noticed that getting your cider to be the combination of sweet, carbonated, and storable (apparently that's not a real word), can be kind of annoying. It seems to boil down to a few options:
-Use artificial sweeteners to get it to the desired sweetness level, and just include a little bit of fermentable sugar in every bottle so it can carbonate the bottles...but artificial sweeteners are often kind of yucky.
-Use real sugar, halt the yeast with metabisulfite, and force carbonate with CO2...but that's too pricey for thrifty fellows like myself who use both sides of the toilet paper to save money.
-Add real sugar to desired sweetness, plus a little extra, before bottling, let the yeast ferment it, then check periodically to see if your bottles have reached the desired carbonation level, then pasteurize them on the stove when they have...but, if you're not making very large batches (I'm not), you end up going through a lot of it, and if you're not careful, you risk bottle bombs. And if you are, boiling a bunch of bottles is kind of time consuming.
So, BEHOLD:
Time release metabisulfite capsules? You'd add them, along with your sugar, at bottling. Their coating would be made of sugar, so it wouldn't change the taste of your drink. The yeast would eat it (they'd last a set amount of time), and then soon halt once they ate through. They'd come in different coating thicknesses, so you could have them last different amounts of time.
Even better: I don't know enough chemistry to know if this is possible, but maybe ones with a coating whose strength is dependent on the level of dissolved CO2 in the liquid. You could design them to wait until a threshold level of CO2, then boom, split open and halt fermentation at the perfect level.
If this is retarded, be only kind of mean please? If this has already been done, yay, I independently came up with a decent idea. If this hasn't been done, please don't steal my idea and get rich? Or if you do, at least buy me a car and cookies whenever I want?
What do you think?
Right, my invention. Please tell me if this is retarded, or already done. I'm not sure how big a deal it is in beermaking, but being new to cider I've noticed that getting your cider to be the combination of sweet, carbonated, and storable (apparently that's not a real word), can be kind of annoying. It seems to boil down to a few options:
-Use artificial sweeteners to get it to the desired sweetness level, and just include a little bit of fermentable sugar in every bottle so it can carbonate the bottles...but artificial sweeteners are often kind of yucky.
-Use real sugar, halt the yeast with metabisulfite, and force carbonate with CO2...but that's too pricey for thrifty fellows like myself who use both sides of the toilet paper to save money.
-Add real sugar to desired sweetness, plus a little extra, before bottling, let the yeast ferment it, then check periodically to see if your bottles have reached the desired carbonation level, then pasteurize them on the stove when they have...but, if you're not making very large batches (I'm not), you end up going through a lot of it, and if you're not careful, you risk bottle bombs. And if you are, boiling a bunch of bottles is kind of time consuming.
So, BEHOLD:
Time release metabisulfite capsules? You'd add them, along with your sugar, at bottling. Their coating would be made of sugar, so it wouldn't change the taste of your drink. The yeast would eat it (they'd last a set amount of time), and then soon halt once they ate through. They'd come in different coating thicknesses, so you could have them last different amounts of time.
Even better: I don't know enough chemistry to know if this is possible, but maybe ones with a coating whose strength is dependent on the level of dissolved CO2 in the liquid. You could design them to wait until a threshold level of CO2, then boom, split open and halt fermentation at the perfect level.
If this is retarded, be only kind of mean please? If this has already been done, yay, I independently came up with a decent idea. If this hasn't been done, please don't steal my idea and get rich? Or if you do, at least buy me a car and cookies whenever I want?
What do you think?