"Pretend that everything you touch is infected with ebola and there are bad juju cells floating in the air around you."
+1,000,000
Lastly... Unless the [post-fermentation] smell can knock a buzzard off a crap wagon (obviously infected or soured) or it is growing some weird mold or powdery substance, keg it up, give it some time to feel the love, then taste it with carbonation and at the right temp. You will be surprised how much it changes. With your kolsch, keep in mind that type of beer really needs a cooler fermentation (even though it's an ale) and it really needs a few weeks or more in the keg/bottles to be "right"."
Also, some Kolsch yeasts are "wineyer" (white wine, sour-ish) than others. And they mellow with time.
Cleaning, iodophor-ing, 500ppm bleaching, and cleaning again, and Starsaning can be your friend. Painful friend, but friend. And even then, only use the questionable tubing, spigots, autosiphons on batches you don't care if they cross infect. Or replace all plastic/vinyl.