if you see two or more toilets when you pee

[spearko520]

do you go left, right, or split the difference?
or have a seat?
i once fell off and hit my head on the tub, plus whenever i sit down i feel like i have to poop even if i don't and i hate reading with one eye closed- so i split the uprights (most times...)

 

[TXCrash]

Sinks are better.

 

[D0ug]

You are seeing to many toilets to piss inside, you are banished to peeing out back behind the garage.

 

[Ma23456]

Try testing the accuracy with a slight scouting stream then if you feel your socks are wet.. Aim for the other one

 

[TXCrash]

You are seeing to many toilets to piss inside, you are banished to peeing out back behind the garage.

So the front yard is out of the question?

 

[EllisTX]

Simple. Just pee in two or more streams. Duh, it's called snake tongue.

 

[TXCrash]

Simple. Just pee in two or more streams. Duh, it's called snake tongue.

You. Win.

 

[EllisTX]

Snake tongue does take some prior planning though.

 

[spearko520]

Simple. Just pee in two or more streams. Duh, it's called snake tongue.

can you snake tongue at will?
i thought that was only for mornings when you're feeling that little extra dirty...

 

[kh54s10]

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No need for aiming at all!

 

[spearko520]

Try testing the accuracy with a slight scouting stream then if you feel your socks are wet.. Aim for the other one

once my scout is out and about, the main battalion is bearing down - no time. also - i am thinking i was initially interested in doing an actual survey- a friend of mine who sits when he spins, says that is perfectly normal. i said, if that were the case, women wouldn't mind cleaning the toilet or touching the seat.

 

[Hang Glider]

not counting when you see two or more toilets...(original question) - when I'm at home, I sit. It's just me here (GF on weekends) and I have to clean my own house. Sitting makes cleaning a lot easier. Plus, then I don't have to remember to put the seat down for her when she visits.

 

[spearko520]

not counting when you see two or more toilets...(original question) - when I'm at home, I sit. It's just me here (GF on weekends) and I have to clean my own house. Sitting makes cleaning a lot easier. Plus, then I don't have to remember to put the seat down for her when she visits.

okay - now we're getting somewhere - that's what my buddy does too. i thought it was odd- i even tried it, but i spent way too much time on the toilet. i was also spending too much on magazine subscriptions...

 

[D0ug]

Sitting when I'm that plowed would be the smart thing to do. It would even demonstrate good judgement...

Certainly better judgment then exposing myself to the neighbors, but hey... I'm in Maine so wtf, wgas.

 

[EllisTX]

can you snake tongue at will?
i thought that was only for mornings when you're feeling that little extra dirty...

I can't say that I can snake tongue at will bit I can damn sure try and hope for the best! It's not how you snake tongue, it's how hard you try to have snake tongue.

 

[jgln]

..means you are in a public bathroom?

 

[spearko520]

..means you are in a public bathroom?

double vision

 

[CliffMongoloid]

if peeing your pants is cool... consider me miles davis

 

[jgln]

double vision

Gee thanks for pointing that one out to me.

(called a joke)

 

[spearko520]

Gee thanks for pointing that one out to me.

(called a joke)

just wanted to be clear. remember, this is for the sake of serious scientific inquiry...

 

[jgln]

just wanted to be clear. remember, this is for the sake of serious scientific inquiry...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I just pee in the shower.

 

[jgln]

I just pee in the shower.

How many do you see??

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

How many do you see??

Opening is big enough I can keep my eyes shut.

 

[spearko520]

I just pee in the shower.

we all do that. it saves time AND cures athlete's foot.

 

[jgln]

Opening is big enough I can keep my eyes shut.

May not want to keep your eyes shut...just in case you are in a public shower and there are more than one . After a few beers you never know where you wind up.

 

[mcbethenstein]

Do you mean like this?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

May not want to keep your eyes shut...just in case you are in a public shower and there are more than one . After a few beers you never know where you wind up.

After the fifth or sixth time, I learned to peak just a bit so's I don't pee on the wifes feet again.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Do you mean like this?

I'd pee in the bin. Getting the seat down on the left one is too confusing.

 

[jgln]

Do you mean like this?

Reminds my of my old rock club day when they took the walls and doors off the stalls to discourage drug use. Who would poop in a public bathroom with no walls on the toilet stall??

...they were usually clogged with a toilet paper roll anyway and overflowing with poop . Why would you do that anyway??

 

[spearko520]

i have bm claustrophobia. i prefer pooping like that.