I've recently wandered on to this forum from over the Atlantic because I was made aware of me getting some flak on this forum. But the antagonist seems to have disappeared? Never mind, this is one of the subjects I was getting criticised for, so I'll give you all a chance to shout me down . The posts are as presented to a UK forum where I was sharpening up the ideas, so they're almost verbatim and may appear in in quick-fire time.
This is a "I hate hydrometers" post, so I start with a short introduction of why I hate hydrometers.
A few years ago, I had an accident. Knocked my eyes out of kilter, took five eye "squint" operations to make them approximately right but I still need prism glasses so as to correct the remaining double vision over most of my sight. I'm also ageing and need ever stronger reading glasses. On top of that the accident triggered something called "saccadic intrusions" ... I find it difficult to fixate my vision on something to see it clearly (and no glasses can fix that, it's in my head). Oh aye, and my hand tremors like a mad thing.
A fragile glass instrument covered in closely set parallel lines (a hydrometer) is a nightmare!
A refractometer can be used to gain a closely approximate reading of "SG" and are easier to read than hydrometers. Not ideal but an improvement (and you look cool peering through one in the light).
But it seems my "conditions" coincided with fairly accurate weighing scales becoming substantially cheaper! This fortunate coincidence not only meant I could continue brewing with an alternative to a "hydrometer", but also have a substantially better instrument for the job. I remembered them from my schooldays; a major achievement in its own right!
A "Pyknometer"! This one is a big one (100ml). I'd normally use 25ml bottles. These scales have been tricked into displaying the "SG" of the sample directly ... SG 1.0217 (move decimal point back two). But that's for later: For now, the total weight was 137.36g and the temperature just short of 20°C (19.8°C).
This is a "I hate hydrometers" post, so I start with a short introduction of why I hate hydrometers.
A few years ago, I had an accident. Knocked my eyes out of kilter, took five eye "squint" operations to make them approximately right but I still need prism glasses so as to correct the remaining double vision over most of my sight. I'm also ageing and need ever stronger reading glasses. On top of that the accident triggered something called "saccadic intrusions" ... I find it difficult to fixate my vision on something to see it clearly (and no glasses can fix that, it's in my head). Oh aye, and my hand tremors like a mad thing.
A fragile glass instrument covered in closely set parallel lines (a hydrometer) is a nightmare!
A refractometer can be used to gain a closely approximate reading of "SG" and are easier to read than hydrometers. Not ideal but an improvement (and you look cool peering through one in the light).
But it seems my "conditions" coincided with fairly accurate weighing scales becoming substantially cheaper! This fortunate coincidence not only meant I could continue brewing with an alternative to a "hydrometer", but also have a substantially better instrument for the job. I remembered them from my schooldays; a major achievement in its own right!
A "Pyknometer"! This one is a big one (100ml). I'd normally use 25ml bottles. These scales have been tricked into displaying the "SG" of the sample directly ... SG 1.0217 (move decimal point back two). But that's for later: For now, the total weight was 137.36g and the temperature just short of 20°C (19.8°C).