Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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Here was mine in full....Post yours here too!
I used this product for the first time yesterday. Being a little wary to try it out on my nether regions, I tried it out first on a coffee table. My coffee table is now completely free of unwanted hair, varnish, veneer and sense of feeling.
I was somewhat encouraged by the results, as my nether regions are also plagued by hair, varnish and veneer. Wanting to test it further before i used it on myself, I waited until my wife was asleep before smearing some on her lady parts. I realise that this product is for men, but I reckoned it should be just as effective on the female of the species. I would not recommend anyone else to use this product on their unsuspecting wives. There seems to be some kind of chemical reaction that affects their sense of reason, humour and volume control. There was also a local disturbance in the laws of gravity. When she came down from the ceiling she screamed very loudly some very short but incisive words that seemed to be a prelude to the questioning of my parentage. I have seen her angry before, but never angry while sporting a strangely erotic yet even stranger orange erogenous zone.
I have not found the courage yet to use this product on myself, but have bought some more as I have found it an excellent source of entertainment. I like to keep a handful at the ready in case I meet a particularly annoying person, cat, monkey....The uses are endless. The world is a much happier place when everything that annoys you is bald.
I used this product for the first time yesterday. Being a little wary to try it out on my nether regions, I tried it out first on a coffee table. My coffee table is now completely free of unwanted hair, varnish, veneer and sense of feeling.
I was somewhat encouraged by the results, as my nether regions are also plagued by hair, varnish and veneer. Wanting to test it further before i used it on myself, I waited until my wife was asleep before smearing some on her lady parts. I realise that this product is for men, but I reckoned it should be just as effective on the female of the species. I would not recommend anyone else to use this product on their unsuspecting wives. There seems to be some kind of chemical reaction that affects their sense of reason, humour and volume control. There was also a local disturbance in the laws of gravity. When she came down from the ceiling she screamed very loudly some very short but incisive words that seemed to be a prelude to the questioning of my parentage. I have seen her angry before, but never angry while sporting a strangely erotic yet even stranger orange erogenous zone.
I have not found the courage yet to use this product on myself, but have bought some more as I have found it an excellent source of entertainment. I like to keep a handful at the ready in case I meet a particularly annoying person, cat, monkey....The uses are endless. The world is a much happier place when everything that annoys you is bald.
