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CreamyGoodness
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What did Bender say about Kegbot 5000?
"I'd tap that"
"I'd tap that"
hungry4hops
Hop to it!
i guy i used to work with kept borrowing a tool from my friend until on day he asks "this is a great tool where did you get it?"
my friend replies " dude ive had that tool sooo long i couldnt even tell ya!"
the guy replies "you can tell me!" he was dead serious!
we laughed so hard!
my friend replies " dude ive had that tool sooo long i couldnt even tell ya!"
the guy replies "you can tell me!" he was dead serious!
we laughed so hard!
Two guys walk into a bar
First guy - I'll have some H2O
Second guy - I'll have some H2O too
Second guy died
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
met herbivore.
met herbivore.
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CreamyGoodness
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When I was reenacting I noticed that 99% of the Union side had belt buckles with a simple US stamped on it. I couldnt figure out a way to do it cheaply, but I wanted to make a buckle that said "THEM" on it, and see if anyone would notice.
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another:
NICE! Took me a few moments to get it...
CreamyGoodness
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Wow, while I was typing a sarcastic post of how that last one didnt makes sense it came to me.
tre9er
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A woman had a bit of a fling with a Koala. She noticed, though, that when they'd become intimate that he would give her oral sex, then immediately get up and go home. She found this odd, so one day she looked up "Koala" in the dictionary:
Furry creature that eats bushes and leaves.
Furry creature that eats bushes and leaves.
arturo7
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CreamyGoodness said:
This would be for the Rebs...
tre9er
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Hint: QPwC
I couldn't figure it out looking at it on my iPhone. Once I looked inthe computer and could see the image better I got it.
Good one!
Good one!
AhhhhhhHahahaha! NOW I get it! Thanks!
Okay, more stolen Car Talk staff puns.
Our ornithology intern is Luke A. Boyd
Our Jackie Gleason impersonator from the Dubai office is Mohammed Ahamena Hamena
Our marriage counselor is Marion Haste
Our windshield wiper replacement team is Ike and Zeke Learly
Our self esteem coach is Lois Steem
Our staff tailor is Euripides Imenades
Our restroom attendants are Trudy Door and Donna Hall
And our videographer from the Tel Aviv office is Schlomo Replay.
Our ornithology intern is Luke A. Boyd
Our Jackie Gleason impersonator from the Dubai office is Mohammed Ahamena Hamena
Our marriage counselor is Marion Haste
Our windshield wiper replacement team is Ike and Zeke Learly
Our self esteem coach is Lois Steem
Our staff tailor is Euripides Imenades
Our restroom attendants are Trudy Door and Donna Hall
And our videographer from the Tel Aviv office is Schlomo Replay.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
pernox
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I work in IT, which has all sorts of jargon and acronyms. One of these is OID (short for object identifier). One day, after completing a massive data update and restructure, we found our search tool was returning the wrong OIDs under certain circumstances.
No one appreciated my suggestion that until the problem was fixed, instead of simply displaying bad data, we also display a picture of Alec Guinness along with the message "These aren't the OIDs you're looking for".
No one appreciated my suggestion that until the problem was fixed, instead of simply displaying bad data, we also display a picture of Alec Guinness along with the message "These aren't the OIDs you're looking for".
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
CreamyGoodness
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One of my new (stolen) favorites.
What do you call assault with an Indian flat-bread?
Naan violence.
What do you call assault with an Indian flat-bread?
Naan violence.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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