CreamyGoodness
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Is it wrong that the idea of hundreds of people having a camel roast like you described made me happy?
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cheezydemon3
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No problem! I feel weak and ignorant admitting that I was not. I knew you would relish it before you typed a letter!
something about the beautiful petite women grabbing handfulls of meat and rice from the still recognizable carcass, and stuffing their faces shamelessly made me feel ill.
CreamyGoodness
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No problem! I feel weak and ignorant admitting that I was not. I knew you would relish it before you typed a letter!
something about the beautiful petite women grabbing handfulls of meat and rice from the still recognizable carcass, and stuffing their faces shamelessly made me feel ill.
Huh.... do you have the same problem at pig roasts? Whole-pig bbq is a thing in Kentucky isnt it?
cheezydemon3
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Believe it or not, people in Ky are far more "polite" and do not rip handfulls from the pig and stuff their faces, lol.
And no, a whole roasting pig is a thing of beauty!
CreamyGoodness
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Tehehehe.
I remember seeing something on one of the food channels about cultures that still eat with their hands that was really interesting. In northern India, meals are often served on banana leaves with rice seperate (the average Northern Indian adult eats a full POUND of cooked rice every day!) and make sort of a sushi-finger of rice in their right hand before using it almost as a spoon. They do this over and over again until all the rice (and presumably the rest of the meal) is done.
Another culture was in west Africa (I forget which country) that makes a yellow colored vegetable gravy that they eat with balls of yucca paste. They take the paste in one hand, make a thumb print in it and use it as a single-serving ladle.
What both cultures had in common is that the practiced adults had virtually spotlessly clean hands at the end of the meal. Interesting stuff.
Both the yellow gravy and whatever it was the interviewee's mother had made in Northern India (can you imagine telling some dude and a camera crew to come on over and have your mom cook for them?) looked really really good. When in Rome, I say.
I remember seeing something on one of the food channels about cultures that still eat with their hands that was really interesting. In northern India, meals are often served on banana leaves with rice seperate (the average Northern Indian adult eats a full POUND of cooked rice every day!) and make sort of a sushi-finger of rice in their right hand before using it almost as a spoon. They do this over and over again until all the rice (and presumably the rest of the meal) is done.
Another culture was in west Africa (I forget which country) that makes a yellow colored vegetable gravy that they eat with balls of yucca paste. They take the paste in one hand, make a thumb print in it and use it as a single-serving ladle.
What both cultures had in common is that the practiced adults had virtually spotlessly clean hands at the end of the meal. Interesting stuff.
Both the yellow gravy and whatever it was the interviewee's mother had made in Northern India (can you imagine telling some dude and a camera crew to come on over and have your mom cook for them?) looked really really good. When in Rome, I say.
cheezydemon3
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Indeed! I feel as you, but when push came to shove, I was both nauseated and aroused. Nausea won the day.
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CreamyGoodness
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When you think about how many adults a lamb can feed, I can only begin to fathom how many people could feast on a camel.
cheezydemon3
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It was scrawny, but yes, there was a TON of meat.
That actually sounds delicious. I can see how odd it can be, but Whole any kind of animal cooking is a glorious sight in my eyes. Means lots of happy well fed jolly carnivores sitting around making merry.
Still don't remember that thing from WWI with the camel, dynamite, and necromancer huh? I didn't think a demon could be traumatized so badly it would lose a memory entirely. Then again, after THAT, I can't really blame you...
bottlebomber
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Half shark alligator half man..
Would you be interested in some cybernetic additions to your beer guardian? I'm having a sale on plasma emitters...
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Thunder_Chicken
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No no no...we'll just start the "The Lost Thread of Menerdari" and the thread will be bumped to the end of time.
Now, extortion fees *might* work...actually, no...they probably would not.
I hope you have learned a valuable lesson in PUI (Posting Under the Influence).
Harumph!
Can we get a harumph for the Governor?
Goofynewfie
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I didnt get a harumph from that guy!
cheezydemon3
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What happened with the Half ma-gator, half Thunder chicken?
(more commonly known as the BOOMING were-crocachicken)
(more commonly known as the BOOMING were-crocachicken)
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Apparently someone thought they would help reduce the population of the Floridian national bird, the mosquito. So sometime in mid 1984 they released a few. What they didn't realize is that Booming Were-Crocachicken are among the species that will spontaneously change sex from male to female and then lay fertile eggs with only the original animals genetic material.I thought those things stayed in south America
Now they are spreading through the country faster then the king crabs are invading the fjords in the Netherlands.
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The looming threat of climate change and consequent impending zombie apocalypse has caused the booming were-crocachicken population to migrate much farther than typically seen historically. 3 were actually found inhabiting a methane pool on Pluto recently, but post-coitus only the single genetically-hermaphroditic individual survived. In 36 years, we hope it will give birth to a small litter of 184,392,144 children (give or take a few) - thus, increasing its chances of perpetuating the species one-fold.
Thunder_Chicken
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Thankfully the were-crocachicken, properly breaded and deep fried, is a nutritious delicacy and hence their uncontrolled procreation will both feed AND control the burgoning human population.
Now if you'll excuse me, Ma-gator needs her hourly pickle-tickle. Gotta keep procreating those were-crocachickens for humanity!
Now if you'll excuse me, Ma-gator needs her hourly pickle-tickle. Gotta keep procreating those were-crocachickens for humanity!
cheezydemon3
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Good man.
That's what they said about the king crab. Time will tell if those soviets knew what they were doing or not. I mean after they abandoned a perfectly good psi-ops program...
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We just found http://i0.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Screen-Shot-2013-01-11-at-4.53.01-PM.png
and it ate 93% of the whales.
and it ate 93% of the whales.
Interesting. How is for flavor as compared to the whales?
cheezydemon3
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Unfortunately it imparts a lot more poop, but the poop is surprisingly whale flavored, so it worked out about the same but with less of that mysterious oakyness that whales impart.
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Nice! Were you able to overcome the quantum tunneling anomaly? If I recall, it was only one additional electron in every 800 billion or so that was causing the chip to malfunction. When that thing fails, though... well... I have a small island in one quintant of my dominion that is still so overpopulated with undead guinea frogs that I am considering unleashing a manticore to deal with it.
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