I am an idiot

[boydster]

Done and DONE!

Hold on to your butts.

Typing with nose. How long am I to hold my butt? Nothing is happening.

 

[WesleyS]

Done and DONE!

Hold on to your butts.

I sure hope a hurricane doesn't move through and cause most of your personnel to evacuate while at the same time a greedy traitor shuts down the security systems.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Dammit! Can't you guys just keep holding your cheeks and leave me alone???

For some reason a hurricane has moved in, and the power is out, but we shut it off trying to re-boot the system. I am elbow deep in some melting icecream and watching this eerilly familiar movie about dionosaurs on my phone.

 

[WesleyS]

Dammit! Can't you guys just keep holding your cheeks and leave me alone???

For some reason a hurricane has moved in, and the power is out, but we shut it off trying to re-boot the system. I am elbow deep in some melting icecream and watching this eerilly familiar movie about dionosaurs on my phone.

Whatever you do, don't go alone to flip the main breaker back on!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Whatever you do, don't go alone to flip the main breaker back on!

ummmmmmm.......OK, then what?

 

[WesleyS]

ummmmmmm.......OK, then what?

That's pretty much it. Oh, and the toilet is not a good place to hide.
Hope you make it through.

 

[Leadgolem]

We genetically engineered all of ours to be female. Pretty ingenious eh?

Right now my grand kids are taking an automated tour of NANITE PARK. What could go wrong?

Well, there's your problem right their. You don't give female nanites jeans silly.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Well, there's your problem right their. You don't give female nanites jeans silly.

Golem has a point there. Once you start letting them wear pants and not dresses they start expecting equal pay, and benefits. Then you have a whole new set of complications.

 

[high5apparatus]

I can't believe this thread is still going. Everyone's an idiot.

 

[boydster]

Don't you type to me in that tone of voice. I'll eat your beer.

Unless you meant no harm. In which case,

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I can't believe this thread is still going. Everyone's an idiot.

Shun the Non-Believer! SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....

 

[WesleyS]

I can't believe this thread is still going. Everyone's an idiot.

Yes, yes we are.

 

[boydster]

 

[DrunkinIrish]

Am I late?

Sent from my Galaxy Note 2 using Home Brew mobile app.

 

[Leadgolem]

That's better then being premature.

 

[ChefRex]

I can't believe this thread is still going. Everyone's an idiot.

I tell myself this almost each and every day and reading this thread reinforces that theory.
Oh, and i mean me not all of you

 

[Leadgolem]

 

[smccarter]

NM not thinking clearly, can I delete a thread?

This just in...

The OP is an idiot...

LOL... just kidding. Couldn't resist.

 

[WesleyS]

I tell myself this almost each and every day and reading this thread reinforces that theory.
Oh, and i mean me not all of you

It can't die! I've posted some of my best work in this thread (mainly in mid to late 2012). It should be preserved for future generations to read and know exactly what an idiot truly is.

 

[Leadgolem]

 

[passedpawn]

[line bow; no ovation]
[stage lights darken, house lights illuminate]
[a long moment, then MC Dr. Silkini enters stage left, hat in hand]

Dr. Silkini: "Why are you all still here? Go home."
Idiots:

 

[boydster]

[line bow; no ovation]
[stage lights darken, house lights illuminate]
[a long moment, then MC Dr. Silkini enters stage left, hat in hand]

Dr. Silkini: "Why are you all still here? Go home."
Idiots:

Just waiting for the theater to clear out...

 

[Dan]

It can't die! I've posted some of my best work in this thread (mainly in mid to late 2012). It should be preserved for future generations to read and know exactly what an idiot truly is.

Now there's the words of a secure man. Well done you effing idiot!

 

[Leadgolem]

Lately I've started saying the word "bleep" instead of a vulgarity... even in my head.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Shiner white wing is a pretty good Belgian wit.

 

[Leadgolem]

 

[boydster]

Got my HBT nipple pasties today. They sure do stick well. Ouch.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Congrats on the nipple pasties.


Sent from the drivers seat of a vacuum truck bored to death on a Friday night. Haaaaaaaaa overtime.

 

[mkyl428]

 

[cheezydemon3]

What???

All the zombie beer gone, and the world takeover on hold until friday, and you all start whining now???

Just a few more days.