I am a rookie in the world of brewed beverages. Any recommendations?

[Jb123]

How so?

I just get the feeling if I met you in person you would end up being a dude and I'd be super sad I drove to Cali for a guy...

 

[Beerontwowheels]

I just get the feeling if I met you in person you would end up being a dude and I'd be super sad I drove to Cali for a guy...

What if it was just one of your neighboring states? I C U BABY.

 

[BeerRookie]

I just get the feeling if I met you in person you would end up being a dude and I'd be super sad I drove to Cali for a guy...

Hahaha! I can assure you that my avatar is me.

 

[Jb123]

What if it was just one of your neighboring states? I C U BABY.

I wouldn't be AS mad. Might even buy him or her a beer. Laugh about how much gas I wasted and most likely talk baseball. Then never use the inter web again.

 

[MordorMongo]

Hahaha! I can assure you that my avatar is me.

Well hello there.


How you doin'?

 

[evilc]

 

[MordorMongo]

I don't see how to get to this blog. Maybe someone can PM the details so I can do some "research".

 

[evilc]

I don't see how to get to this blog. Maybe someone can PM the details so I can do some "research".

wtf...


"mod edit: link removed"


annndddd it's back

https://brownbottlealement.wordpress.com/

 

[MordorMongo]

wtf...


"mod edit: link removed"


annndddd it's back

https://brownbottlealement.wordpress.com/

Oh yeah for sure this may be backfat's masterpiece.


But just in case I'm keeping my options open.


Hoping she's single. Seems like she must be as no self aware man would let his gal consort with us ****wits here.

 

[Jb123]

Well hello there.


How you doin'?

Finally! Someone adresses the fact that there is what appears to be a pretty good looking person on talkbeer!

 

[MordorMongo]

Finally! Someone adresses the fact that there is what appears to be a pretty good looking person on talkbeer!

When it comes to potential heterosexual coitus very little gets by me.

 

[jivex5k1]

Finally! Someone adresses the fact that there is what appears to be a pretty good looking person on talkbeer!

I've been here a while.

 

[BeerRookie]

Oh yeah for sure this may be backfat's masterpiece.

Backfat? Nope.

But just in case I'm keeping my options open.


Hoping she's single. Seems like she must be as no self aware man would let his gal consort with us ****wits here.

I'm not single. But quite frankly, there's no ring on my finger and he is not in charge of me. I make my own decisions and will consort with whoever I see fit.

 

[BeerRookie]

Finally! Someone adresses the fact that there is what appears to be a pretty good looking person on talkbeer!

I'm pretty sure any female that stumbles on to this forum would probably be deemed as "pretty good looking"

 

[MordorMongo]

I'm not single. But quite frankly, there's no ring on my finger and he is not in charge of me. I make my own decisions and will consort with whoever I see fit.

So you are saying there's a chance?


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[MordorMongo]

I'm pretty sure any female that stumbles on to this forum would probably be deemed as "pretty good looking"

Honestly with enough brews a lot of these Nancy-boys around here start to look pretty good. And I don't even play for that team.

 

[BeerRookie]

wtf...


"mod edit: link removed"


annndddd it's back

https://brownbottlealement.wordpress.com/

FYI -I changed my template. You know, so my words don't look like pieces of hot dog floating around in a pool of vomit.

 

[BeerRookie]

So you are saying there's a chance?


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A chance of what?

 

[davey101]

A chance of what?

 

[Kasher]

A chance of what?

Copyright 2016 ant880

 

[davey101]

Copyright 2016 ant880

 

[evilc]

omfg JulianB

 

[BeerRookie]

Hahaha! I can assure you that my avatar is me.

<--- changed my avatar to show that I am not a catfish or any of these other user's alt accounts that everyone keeps insisting that I am.

 

[jivex5k1]

Copyright 2016 ant880

 

[caaam]

<--- changed my avatar to show that I am not a catfish or any of these other user's alt accounts that everyone keeps insisting that I am.

Sounds like something a catfish-er (catfisherman? catfishist? catfish?) would do, to me

 

[BeerRookie]

Sounds like something a catfish-er (catfisherman? catfishist? catfish?) would do, to me

You've been catfished?

 

[Max]

yesssssss yelling bird

 

[seedavid]

 

[Jb123]

ALL PICS HAVE CLEAVAGE! She is playing this game of life well. Do you actually drink beer? Name your top five beers now!

 

[BeerRookie]

ALL PICS HAVE CLEAVAGE! She is playing this game of life well. Do you actually drink beer? Name your top five beers now!

Most of my pictures have cleavage. I have been blessed with a decent rack. I'm not sorry. They aren't gonna look this good forever.

Belching beaver Peanut Butter milk stout
Not your fathers root beer
Angry orchard hard cider (go ahead and judge me)
Crabbies Orange spice ginger beer
Stella Artois

 

[JulianB1]

Most of my pictures have cleavage. I have been blessed with a decent rack. I'm not sorry. They aren't gonna look this good forever.

I approve of this logic.

 

[tosh1]

I approve of this logic.

 

[kirbmeist]

See - you totally care about my opinion.

Everyone does, they just don't know it yet.

This ****ing post was amazing, thank you.

 

[Jb123]

Most of my pictures have cleavage. I have been blessed with a decent rack. I'm not sorry. They aren't gonna look this good forever.

Belching beaver Peanut Butter milk stout
Not your fathers root beer
Angry orchard hard cider (go ahead and judge me)
Crabbies Orange spice ginger beer
Stella Artois

Cleavage > beer choices

 

[kirbmeist]

wow, that escalated stupidly.

Juice is @beerreereerr

 

[BeerRookie]

Cleavage > beer choices

Fair

 

[LukeAleTime]

This ****ing post was amazing, thank you.

I can't credit for that. All credit goes to that kid, who is lit af

 

[PepeSylvia1]

Last few pages...

 

[furley]

Last few pages...

this is 10 pages because woman

 

[CoinStarChange]

This thread has been a ****ing train wreck.
Page 1: Thread shitting
Page 2: Weirdly aggressive arguments with privilege checks.

Page 3/4: Mild constructive feedback with some otherworldly stupid responses, promotion of other blogs
Page 5: Is your Lambic a fake?
Page 6-8: Innuendos and tosh hating
Page 8-10: Catfish accusations and verification that a female would actually join and interact with this forum.

Number of chuckling ducks now present in this thread: 3