I am a rookie in the world of brewed beverages. Any recommendations?

[Josh2]

****ing neckbeards return to a neanderthal state when there's estrogen involved.

 

[tosh1]

Innuendos and tosh hating

That is the entire ****ing site, not just 2 pages in a random thread.

 

[rjose]

I just want us to get a good grade

 

[Ataraxia1]

This thread has been a ****ing train wreck.
Page 1: Thread shitting
Page 2: Weirdly aggressive arguments with privilege checks.

Page 3/4: Mild constructive feedback with some otherworldly stupid responses, promotion of other blogs
Page 5: Is your Lambic a fake?
Page 6-8: Innuendos and tosh hating
Page 8-10: Catfish accusations and verification that a female would actually join and interact with this forum.

Number of chuckling ducks now present in this thread: 3

Those are geese you jabroni!

 

[SeaWatchman]

I make my own decisions and will consort with whoever I see fit.

*whomever
































SecretSquirrel

 

[CoinStarChange]

Those are geese you jabroni!

I won't lie, I was torn between the two, but I don't know enough about those dirty water birds to give a ****.

 

[BeerRookie]

*whomever

How do you know? Like what is the rule grammatically speaking? I was hesitant in posting because I wasn't sure. Please, educate me.

























SecretSquirrel

 

[BeerRookie]

This thread has been a ****ing train wreck.
Page 1: Thread shitting
Page 2: Weirdly aggressive arguments with privilege checks.

Page 3/4: Mild constructive feedback with some otherworldly stupid responses, promotion of other blogs
Page 5: Is your Lambic a fake?
Page 6-8: Innuendos and tosh hating
Page 8-10: Catfish accusations and verification that a female would actually join and interact with this forum.

Number of chuckling ducks now present in this thread: 3

Why so bitter?

 

[user 306926]

 

[CoinStarChange]

Why so bitter?

because my blog isn't as good as yours

 

[BeerRookie]

because my blog isn't as good as yours

sarcasm right?

 

[Josh2]

sarcasm right?

Have you seen your blog.....?

 

[tennispl]

sarcasm right?

TalkBeer: 90% sarcasm, 10% sexual tension

 

[BeerRookie]

Have you seen your blog.....?

Yeahhhhh

 

[evilc]

****ing neckbeards return to a neanderthal state when there's estrogen involved.

Where? Are you talking about the low levels of estrogen men produce?

 

[MordorMongo]

I just want to make sure it's clear that I, for one, approve whole-heartedly of the cleavage. In fact I encourage it. Thanks!


Also welcome to TalkBeer, you are fitting in tremendously well.

 

[Barroomhero]

Belching beaver Peanut Butter milk stout
Not your fathers root beer
Angry orchard hard cider (go ahead and judge me)
Crabbies Orange spice ginger beer
Stella Artois

Ooof. OK, I'll judge.
First one... I have to admit liking Sweet Baby Jesus, so I guess this gets a pass.
NO. NO, NO, NO. Nope.
Lowercase no, as there are just so many better ciders. SO many.
Errrr... OK?
Eh. Pretty poor, but at least it's a beer.

Do whatever you want in this thread, but in the next five days, drink (and DDT if you want to "participate"):
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Left Hand Milk Stout (or equivalent)
Any IPA from a widely distroed CA brewery
Duvel
Rochefort 10.

there's some worthwhile homework.
edit- oh, and you have to write at least 142 words about each of those beers.

 

[BeerRookie]

Ooof. OK, I'll judge.
First one... I have to admit liking Sweet Baby Jesus, so I guess this gets a pass.
NO. NO, NO, NO. Nope.
Lowercase no, as there are just so many better ciders. SO many.
Errrr... OK?
Eh. Pretty poor, but at least it's a beer.

Do whatever you want in this thread, but in the next five days, drink (and DDT if you want to "participate"):
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Left Hand Milk Stout (or equivalent)
Any IPA from a widely distroed CA brewery
Duvel
Rochefort 10.

there's some worthwhile homework.
edit- oh, and you have to write at least 142 words about each of those beers.

You got it Mr. Jacksback!

 

[BeerRookie]

I just want to make sure it's clear that I, for one, approve whole-heartedly of the cleavage. In fact I encourage it. Thanks!


Also welcome to TalkBeer, you are fitting in tremendously well.

Thank you!!!

 

[evilc]

The average beer nerd picking up girls:

 

[Barroomhero]

You got it Mr. Jacksback!

I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Jb123]

The real question is, does "she" have an Instagram...

 

[JonathanAmes]

Ooof. OK, I'll judge.
First one... I have to admit liking Sweet Baby Jesus, so I guess this gets a pass.
NO. NO, NO, NO. Nope.
Lowercase no, as there are just so many better ciders. SO many.
Errrr... OK?
Eh. Pretty poor, but at least it's a beer.

Do whatever you want in this thread, but in the next five days, drink (and DDT if you want to "participate"):
Swami's

there's some worthwhile homework.
edit- oh, and you have to write at least 142 words about each of those beers.

 

[RyanG1]

The real question is, does "she" have an Instagram...

tosh barely has Facebook.

 

[Jb123]

tosh barely has Facebook.

Facebook is for The birds.

 

[MordorMongo]

The real question is, does "she" have an Instagram...

That's crossing a line.






















Admittedly I unsurprisingly approve.

 

[Gene1]

Well nobody believed me when I confirmed GoodGourdPlease as a real human being, so I don't know why I bother. Nevertheless, one of the first things I did was check into BeerRookie's identity and I can confirm that she is indeed a real person with long-standing accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

 

[RedCoffee]

Well nobody believed me when I confirmed GoodGourdPlease as a real human being, so I don't know why I bother. Nevertheless, one of the first things I did was check into BeerRookie's identity and I can confirm that she is indeed a real person with long-standing accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

 

[evilc]

Well nobody believed me when I confirmed GoodGourdPlease as a real human being, so I don't know why I bother. Nevertheless, one of the first things I did was check into BeerRookie's identity and I can confirm that she is indeed a real person with long-standing accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Yeah, and I'm beeerear .

Sorry, had to.

 

[Barroomhero]

BeerRookie... is indeed a real person

Interesting. Good to know.

Looking forward especially to the comments on Rochefort 10.

 

[tosh1]

tosh barely has Facebook.

I am a twitter whore.

 

[Barroomhero]

wanker

 

[SeaWatchman]

I am a twitter whore.

Do you follow @LambicInfo?

 

[Josh2]

Yeah, and I'm beeerear .

Sorry, had to.

Hahahaha hahaha

(Insert the above line about thirty more times. I personally can't do it because [mod edit] rules apply)

You potentially got tits? Yeah, we will verify the **** out of you.

 

[Josh2]

Do you follow @LambicInfo?

What's that?

 

[SeaWatchman]

What's that?

The twitter outlet for the shitty lambic blog that gets 7 hits a day.

 

[Ispeakforthetrees]

I'm not single. But quite frankly, there's no ring on my finger and he is not in charge of me. I make my own decisions and will consort with whoever I see fit.

....and BAM we gotta ourselves a troll.

 

[Josh2]

The twitter outlet for the shitty lambic blog that gets 7 hits a day.

No, I meant what's lambic?
No one gives a **** about blogs and info. If I wanted info I'd Google that ****.

 

[BeerRookie]

....and BAM we gotta ourselves a troll.

How does my post define me as a troll ?

 

[lb304854]

Well nobody believed me when I confirmed GoodGourdPlease as a real human being, so I don't know why I bother. Nevertheless, one of the first things I did was check into BeerRookie's identity and I can confirm that she is indeed a real person with long-standing accounts on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

I was once regaled with internet tales by a bearded genius. He had 10 year old Facebook accounts of which be would regularly forget passwords. He stole a picture for the profile so long ago, the FB profile is now the only known source.

The best part of a good troll is there's nothing you can really do about it.

RIP Sprout