I am a rookie in the world of brewed beverages. Any recommendations?

[rjose]

Seems like a catchy title for a post. But, I would need to run it by my professor first to see if I am allowed to veer away from my declared topic.

The topic is still beer, just alter your angle of attack.

 

[evilc]

Beer advocate? No, I didn't post there. I only posted to 2 forums and since I got ripped apart here I opted to make this my last forum for now. But, I genuinely appreciate the feedback I am getting from this site.

Try BA. It's a huge site so not many usernames left....I checked and GloryHoleTodd is available. Try that one, the administration will love it and grant you special posting status.

 

[mixed_master7]

yeah most women aren't fans of anything that resembles a sticky white substance

Or men...

 

[user 308679]

I checked and GloryHoleTodd is available.

I just flushed my sinus with BCBS. Thanks for that! But since both are most likely infected, I think it's ok.

 

[BeerRookie]

yeah most women aren't fans of anything that resembles a sticky white substance

Haha! I'm not most women

 

[SeaWatchman]

Haha! I'm not most women

 

[BeerRookie]

Haha! I'm not most women

Plus, marshmallows make everything sticky...my hands and my mouth. I don't like that.

 

[Barroomhero]

The topic is still beer, just alter your angle of attack.

Two choices. Finish the "assignment, give zero ****s, and never be seen again.

Second... finish the assignment, whatever, but keep drinking. Good beer (****, bad beer too) is fun. Keep posting here, and bring something to the table. Anything. Honestly post about being a complete newbie at beer and having fun with it. Whatever.

If you achieve that bare minimum of bringing something to the table, you'll have some fun. And get drunk.

And, I'm gonna go ahead and NOT reply to the marshmallow bits thing.

edit... should have maybe quoted BeerRookie, but rjose's post was more relevant. Whatever, music is loud and I don't care.

 

[user 308679]

Plus, marshmallows make everything sticky...my hands and my mouth. I don't like that.

So....many....Anchorman....gifs....

 

[evilc]

I just put the whole S'More in my mouth at once and bite down. The white goo explodes but it stays in my mouth so I can swallow.







Wtf am I doing in this thread

 

[rjose]

So....many....Anchorman....gifs....

 

[SeaWatchman]

If you achieve that bare minimum of bringing something to the table, you'll get verified. And get tosh'd

FTFY

 

[Josh2]

I just put the whole S'More in my mouth at once and bite down. The white goo explodes but it stays in my mouth so I can swallow.







Wtf am I doing in this thread

Inb4 some ******* asks what you're doing in any other thread.

 

[evilc]

Inb4 some ******* asks what you're doing in any other thread.

Wasting time, what else!

 

[RyanG1]

No, I'm not a huge fan of marshmallows. I don't like the texture.

I knew this was tosh!

 

[BeerRookie]

Who's tosh??

I mean, besides a male from the Bay Area?

 

[quirkzoo1]

I just put the whole S'More in my mouth at once and bite down. The white goo explodes but it stays in my mouth so I can swallow.







Wtf am I doing in this thread

Can I get a civilc version of this post? Who does civilc? Arbitrator?

 

[RedCoffee]

I can't believe Gene killed Vanilla Variant Vince yet he lets this one go by unscathed.

IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL FOOLS DAY MAN

 

[quirkzoo1]

Who's tosh??

I mean, besides a male from the Bay Area?

A) a wanker
B) a tosser
C) a gobshite
D) all of the above

 

[BeerRookie]

I just put the whole S'More in my mouth at once and bite down. The white goo explodes but it stays in my mouth so I can swallow.

Sometimes though the whole s'more doesn't fit in my mouth...and then the white goo makes a sticky mess...it's rather unpleasant say the least

 

[brentsdodgers]

Who's tosh??

I mean, besides a male from the Bay Area?

 

[BeerRookie]

I can't believe Gene killed Vanilla Variant Vince yet he lets this one go by unscathed.

IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL FOOLS DAY MAN

Why is everyone so keen on getting Gene to kill the thread and make me leave???

 

[evilc]

8 pages was pretty solid. RedCoffee got some Vince screens? Missed that one.

 

[RedCoffee]

Why is everyone so keen on getting Gene to kill the thread and make me leave???

Because then someone will own up to the duplicate account and we can all commend their work.

8 pages was pretty solid. RedCoffee got some Vince screens? Missed that one.

I don't. His death was swift and painless.

Basically he just liked every post in the history of the site with the word "vanilla" in it and then expressed deep enthusiasm for all things vanilla in as many places as possible. Took about a day for the hammer to arrive, if that.

 

[evilc]

Rofl, this freaking site....

 

[BeerRookie]

Because then someone will own up to the duplicate account and we can all commend their work.

But it's not a duplicate account haha! I'm a newcomer. Please don't make me leave..I kind of like it here.

 

[tosh1]

Who's tosh??

I mean, besides a male from the Bay Area?

Exactly. Who is he?

 

[tosh1]

A) a wanker
B) a tosser
C) a gobshite
D) all of the above

Bellend

 

[mixed_master7]

Exactly. Who is he?

Beerear

 

[BeerRookie]

And, I'm gonna go ahead and NOT reply to the marshmallow bits thing.

You're no fun! haha

(although, you may be a totally fun person...just not in this instance)

 

[SirDickButts]

I'm a newcomer.
a newcomer.
newcomer.
comer.




comer.

 

[RyanG1]

Exactly. Who is he?

Boy George x Prince George

 

[tikk]

 

[ChicagoGuy]

yeah most women aren't fans of anything that resembles a sticky white substance

Like I said earlier, welcome to TalkBeer!

Haha! I'm not most women

Plus, marshmallows make everything sticky...my hands and my mouth. I don't like that.

Sometimes though the whole s'more doesn't fit in my mouth...and then the white goo makes a sticky mess...it's rather unpleasant say the least

Aaaaaaaaand now you're fitting in. Good recovery, way to stick the landing.

 

[SSTroller]

Some quality content across TB the last couple days.
Keep it up...I'm not getting any **** done at work this week

 

[SSTroller]

Some quality content across TB the last couple days.
Keep it up...I'm not getting any **** done at work this week

And now the Hill Farm thread turns me onto this gem
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/iso-your-empty-cans.33060/#post-1015419

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[joe1]

Haha! I'm not most women

 

[Jb123]

She is a catfish....

 

[BeerRookie]

She is a catfish....

How so?

 

[RyanG1]