How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[b-boy]

that's a bad thing ?

Overthrowing the government is one thing, but messing with the color/flavor combinations as God intended them is going too far IMHO.

For Christ's sake, we're not a bunch of wild animals (Well, maybe New Jersey).

 

[brew_ny]

Overthrowing the government is one thing, but messing with the color/flavor combinations as God intended them is going too far IMHO.

For Christ's sake, we're not a bunch of wild animals.

I see your point what you are talking about could indeed lead to a total collapse of what snacking candy should be

we might end up snacking on dirt and worms

 

[Vamptrump]

Is strawberry red or pink? Or is this disallowed in your candy color/flavor dystopia!

 

[fuzzy2133]

What about Coconut and Pineapple? I have to know!!!

 

[sablesurfer]

Pineapple goes on pizza.


(LOL..Bwahahahaha....pineapple also equals grenade...boooom to the conversation.)

 

[Vamptrump]

What about Coconut and Pineapple? I have to know!!!

Coconut and Pineapple are terrible and don't belong on or as a flavor for anything.

 

[b-boy]

Is strawberry red or pink? Or is this disallowed in your candy color/flavor dystopia!

I don't care what color you and your minions choose. Just stay away from red/yellow/green/purple/orange. Pink would be acceptable, however I won't partake.

Oh and I think you meant to say eutopia above.

 

[DrunkleJon]

I must disagree. Any candy with an artificial apple, banana, or watermelon flavor is just nasty.

When in doubt consult the list below. I use Funny Face Drinks as the standard. These are the colors/flavors as God intended.

• Red : Cherry - Not watermelon or raspberry.
• Yellow : lemon - and only lemon.
• Green : Green is Lime - not apple or kiwi or anything else.
• Orange : Orange, enough said.
• Purple : Grape - end of discussion.
• Blue : Blueberry, not blue raspberry - there is no such thing. A purist would argue that blue shouldn't even be allowed.

If everyone just followed these rules, we'd probably have world peace and no terrorism. Anything else is skirting anarchy.

I will have to say that exceptions can be made if said color comes in the shape (and a discernable shape, not just an amorphous blob) of the fruit intended. For example Banana runts are the only acceptable banana candy, and are shaped accordingly. No mistaking them for lemon. So no foul. Maybe laffy taffy. Though that would be a stretch.

I agree on the color/flavor chart. But Are you okay with pink lemonaide?

Also, in my opinion starburst had done it right. Regular flavors, then a separately packaged tropical flavors (starting to get confusing when some jerk mixes regular and tropical flavors in the same bowl, they need to add a type distinction, maybe two colors instead of just color/white).


Oh, and

Needs Reeses Pieces though

 

[b-boy]

Oh, and

Needs Reeses Pieces though

I broke out in hives when I saw this picture. This is exactly what I'm talking about!

 

[b-boy]

I agree on the color/flavor chart. But Are you okay with pink lemonaide?

I'm OK with anything that will result in me not biting into a candy and saying 'WTF?!?!?' I don't want a flavor that just doesn't make sense based on the color. I'm talking to you pineapple and mango!!!

I like to call it eliminating 'candarchy'.

 

[Homercidal]

Oh, and

Needs Reeses Pieces though

Absolutely sinister.

Someone should be killed for putting that fruit flavored crap in with the awesome chocolate candy.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Its okay though. The blue ones are safe for M&Ms.
And purple for Skittles

 

[Vamptrump]

Honestly, if people are mixing skittles flavors by throwing a handful in their mouth, they deserve to get a few m&ms!

 

[fuzzy2133]

I will pull this on on our office one day when they least expect it!

 

[DrunkleJon]

I will pull this on on our office one day when they least expect it!

Just be sure to throw in the Reese's Pieces as well to really confound them when they think they have it figured out.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Honestly, if people are mixing skittles flavors by throwing a handful in their mouth, they deserve to get a few m&ms!

racist. reported.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

I will have to say that exceptions can be made if said color comes in the shape (and a discernable shape, not just an amorphous blob) of the fruit intended. For example Banana runts are the only acceptable banana candy, and are shaped accordingly. No mistaking them for lemon. So no foul. Maybe laffy taffy. Though that would be a stretch.

Don't you DARE think you got away with that unnoticed!

 

[drainbamage]

Just be sure to throw in the Reese's Pieces as well to really confound them when they think they have it figured out.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

uhhh.... yep.ipe:

 

[DrunkleJon]

Don't you DARE think you got away with that unnoticed!

Thought I slipped it by you. Nice catch.

 

[brew_ny]

I am all for candy Anarchy

 

[DrunkleJon]

Don't you DARE think you got away with that unnoticed!

Oh, Okay. I will admit. That was an unintentional pun. But since I am incapable of passing up a bad pun I am still taking credit for it. Nice catch.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I think we need a new go-at smiley. one with a beard and a pipe.

 

[DrunkleJon]

I think we need a new go-at smiley. one with a beard and a pipe.

I'm surprised you aren't asking for a custom berry punch emoticon. Because you are BK. and berry punching is what you do.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I'm surprised you aren't asking for a custom berry punch emoticon. Because you are BK. and berry punching is what you do.

naw, but I am seriously thinking about getting my avatar tattooed on me.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Is this a new gofundme?

 

[Saboral]

Can we get back to how kettle corn sucks?

 

[hunter_le five]

Is this a new gofundme?

I'd chip in for that one.

 

[b-boy]

I'm in.

 

[1977Brewer]

In for an undetermined amount I'll never pay.