How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[brew_ny]

Out of curiosity, what if someone was from a place (like Canada) where the drinking age is 19?

they should pretend like they're 21 or of legal age because where they are

they are of legal age eh?

 

[mcspanner]

I suggest that a) Gary was older than 19 and that was another trolling comment, b) Gary never really existed except in our imaginations. c) we all miss Gary

 

[slym2none]

#freeGary_Oak

 

[masonsjax]

No thanks, I don't want him, even if he is free.

 

[joshesmusica]

I'm just now wondering if mr oak read those brewing books so that he could actually homebrew, or if he's just an expert troller who studies up before joining a new forum.

 

[slym2none]

Can't it be both?

 

[Zuljin]

ummmmm...There is a place called the "Boneyard," so maybe there needs to be a place called the "Farmyard."

Given how well our last campaign went, I say we start braying for this, too.

Catsup on eggs is step one. Step two is salsa.

Ketchup.

 

[slym2none]

Given how well our last campaign went, I say we start braying for this, too.

What you did there... I see it.

 

[Zuljin]

, see?

 

[GHBWNY]

Kettle corn sucks. Popcorn was not meant to be sweet... don't even talk to me about those god-awful popcorn marshmallow ball things, gross.

Popcorn with a some cajun seasoning though, I can get down with that.

I say we hijack...er, I mean... resurrect this thread! I stove-top pop my corn in an original Aladdin "No-Shake" pan. The same model my dad used when we were kids. Went out of biz in the '70s. Can't buy them anymore, other than the rare ebay listing. Drizzle on a little melted butter, sprinkle on some grated parm and some taco seasoning --- yowza! I prefer the small white cloud kernels.

 

[Vamptrump]

When I was at the farmer's market today, they had kettle corn. I immediately thought of all the anti-kettle corn people on this thread.

 

[doug293cz]

When I was at the farmer's market today, they had kettle corn. I immediately thought of all the anti-kettle corn people on this thread.

But, did you buy any?

Brew on

 

[ImNoExpert]

Kettle Corn is the shizzint. All y'all betta check yo self before ya wreak yo self...

 

[passedpawn]

Kettle corn is an abomination.

My favorite popcorn is from my Whirly Pop. With butter and fine popcorn salt. I like to eat it from a huge teak bowl that I got as a gift about 25 years ago. Mmmm. Movie time!

 

[Rhumbline]

Kettle corn is an abomination.

My favorite popcorn is from my Whirly Pop. With butter and fine popcorn salt. I like to eat it from a huge teak bowl that I got as a gift about 25 years ago. Mmmm. Movie time!

I just got an image of a guy in a smoking jacket and slippers eating popcorn in a wood paneled study while watching Alfred Hitchcock films in black & white.

Smoking jackets need to make a comeback

 

[brew_ny]

Smoking jackets need to make a comeback

and a nice Fez

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I would wear a smoking jacket & fez while smoking a pipe and beating up kettle corn vendors. we'd be a gang of smoking jacket & fez wearers, roaming through a haze of pipe smoke and proclaiming, "Top drawer! Top drawer!"

 

[Zuljin]

Kettle corn roolz! Y'all think y'all EAC with your elitist aerated corn preferences. Pscht. Y'all don't know what's good.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Kettle corn roolz! Y'all think y'all EAC with your elitist aerated corn preferences. Pscht. Y'all don't know what's good.

you will be treated as a vendor. if you're not with us, you're against us! good show, old man! good show!

 

[Pappers_]

Kettle corn roolz! Y'all think y'all EAC with your elitist aerated corn preferences. Pscht. Y'all don't know what's good.

+10 points for the appropriate use of EAC.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

+10 points for the appropriate use of EAC.

you can't join our gang.

 

[mcspanner]

Right, I've been in on this thread since it was on its first page and have sat through pages of this stuff. I now feel I need to ask WTF IS KETTLE CORN?

 

[slym2none]

Right, I've been in on this thread since it was on its first page and have sat through pages of this stuff. I now feel I need to ask WTF IS KETTLE CORN?

Depending on your tastes, either a heavenly treat, or something as vile as the devil's butt-hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_corn

 

[bob1852]

Depending on your tastes, either a heavenly treat, or something as vile as the devil's butt-hole.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_corn

I remember the good old days when people wouldn't answer the "what does this stand for post" right away......ya know, for EAC, SWMBO, DIAICYLF, kettle corn, etc...

 

[slym2none]

 

[Zuljin]

Well it certainly isn't about brewing an excellent amazingly crafted brew created by members in honor of the . Not around here. You people don't respect the You're not true believers. Y'all don't even brew.

(This is called being ed into something.)

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Well it certainly isn't about brewing an excellent amazingly crafted brew created by members in honor of the . Not around here. You people don't respect the You're not true believers. Y'all don't even brew.

(This is called being ed into something.)

I'll brew up a fist of justice on your berries!

 

[Vamptrump]

Ugh, brew day has been a headache today. Couldn't find caps and had to go get more, forgot what bottles I added carbonation tablets to, mash tun started to leak, forgot to add my FWH, random thunderstorm while brewing outside. So far a carboy hasn't broken though. I wonder what Gary_Oak's books would have to say.

 

[brew_ny]

I remember the good old days when people wouldn't answer the "what does this stand for post" right away......ya know, for EAC, SWMBO, DIAICYLF, kettle corn, etc...

like DILLIGAF

 

[slym2none]

I admit, I Googled "SWMBO" when I saw it used here so much.

Google is everyone's friend.