how about a meme generator thread...

[NeoBrew]

Oh, boo…merang

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[chessking]

 

[grampamark]

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

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Nice set up though ...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[ba-brewer]

^fillet of sole

 

[Kent88]

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I helped raise steers at one point, I'll order my steak as done as I like. I don't tell you how you should prepare your steak, so you can return the favor.

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I helped raise steers at one point, I'll order my steak as done as I like. I don't tell you how you should prepare your steak, so you can return the favor.

Well, good for you, raising cattle sometime in your life. RELAX and have a homebrew. You can grill your steak to charcoal and it makes no difference to me. Just know if you ever go out and order a well done steak at a restaurant they will find the poorest quality steak they have for you.

 

[balrog]

Oh this is so me!

(according to a somewhat random sampling of family, friends, coworkers, casual acquaintances, and random annoyed passers by)

 

[Kent88]

I don't often go out for steak. I own a grill, and I have a chest freezer and plenty of meat from family who are still raising livestock.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[camonick]

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[Hoppy2bmerry]

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That’ll show her!

 

[GrogNerd]

you call making beer DISAPPEAR a "superpower" ?

puny mortals

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[chessking]

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Like jarheads can read.

 

[chessking]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

Yup.
Been there, done that.

It is a surprising corollary to the landscaping shrubbery trimming axiom, which basically ends up with me chainsawing the fvcker off at ground level.

 

[Kharnynb]

@Kent88 2 hours? try 20 minutes

 

[Pkrd]

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Eating the crayon after drawing the line is OK though.

 

[jschein]

Eating the crayon after drawing the line is OK though.

Umm c-rats

 

[dmtaylor]

you call making beer DISAPPEAR a "superpower" ?

puny mortals

That's more like it!!!

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[GrogNerd]

glad there's creamer in some of those

you don't want to be doing **** like this with 5 black coffees

/shudder

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[Kharnynb]

creamer? you mean milk...right?

 

[Rodent]

lightener, I suspect

 

[Brooothru]

creamer? you mean milk...right?

Ugh! Those artificial ‘creamers’ are the worst.

Back in my youth, before I cast off my childish ways, I had fallen into the trap of adulterating my coffee. I dangerously added a non-descript powdered white substance that we (Navy) euphemistically referred to as Death Dust, in addition to a copious amount of sugar. The resultant sludge was known as a Farah Fawcett; I.e., ‘Blonde and sweet’.

Thankfully, with maturity came insight, and for the last 50 years I have discovered the joy of actually tasting this hot elixir in the manor that God meant for it to be consumed.

Woe be to they who mess with my Java. ️

 

[chessking]

Are you old enough to recognize all of these guys?

 

[Pkrd]

creamer? you mean milk...right?

From a goat.

 

[day_trippr]

Are you old enough to recognize all of these guys?

And then some
Aykroyd, Levy, Radner, Radcliffe, Candy
Second City comedy club veterans, most ended up on SNL...

Cheers!

 

[GrogNerd]

Chicago's Second City.

Eugene Levy
Dan Ackroyd
Gilda Radner
? Rosie Shuster?
John Candy

 

[tracer bullet]

Are you old enough to recognize all of these guys?

Took a bit. Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd, Gilda Radner, ___?___, John Candy.

Ahh well it was already answered. The page hadn't updated and I can't delete this.