how about a meme generator thread...

[chessking]

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Like jarheads can read.

 

[chessking]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

Yup.
Been there, done that.

It is a surprising corollary to the landscaping shrubbery trimming axiom, which basically ends up with me chainsawing the fvcker off at ground level.

 

[Kharnynb]

@Kent88 2 hours? try 20 minutes

 

[Pkrd]

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Eating the crayon after drawing the line is OK though.

 

[jschein]

Eating the crayon after drawing the line is OK though.

Umm c-rats

 

[dmtaylor]

you call making beer DISAPPEAR a "superpower" ?

puny mortals

That's more like it!!!

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[GrogNerd]

glad there's creamer in some of those

you don't want to be doing sh!t like this with 5 black coffees

/shudder

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[Kharnynb]

creamer? you mean milk...right?

 

[Rodent]

lightener, I suspect

 

[Broothru]

creamer? you mean milk...right?

Ugh! Those artificial ‘creamers’ are the worst.

Back in my youth, before I cast off my childish ways, I had fallen into the trap of adulterating my coffee. I dangerously added a non-descript powdered white substance that we (Navy) euphemistically referred to as Death Dust, in addition to a copious amount of sugar. The resultant sludge was known as a Farah Fawcett; I.e., ‘Blonde and sweet’.

Thankfully, with maturity came insight, and for the last 50 years I have discovered the joy of actually tasting this hot elixir in the manor that God meant for it to be consumed.

Woe be to they who mess with my Java. ️

 

[chessking]

Are you old enough to recognize all of these guys?

 

[Pkrd]

creamer? you mean milk...right?

From a goat.

 

[day_trippr]

Are you old enough to recognize all of these guys?

And then some
Aykroyd, Levy, Radner, Radcliffe, Candy
Second City comedy club veterans, most ended up on SNL...

Cheers!

 

[GrogNerd]

Chicago's Second City.

Eugene Levy
Dan Ackroyd
Gilda Radner
? Rosie Shuster?
John Candy

 

[tracer bullet]

Are you old enough to recognize all of these guys?

Took a bit. Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd, Gilda Radner, ___?___, John Candy.

Ahh well it was already answered. The page hadn't updated and I can't delete this.

 

[Kent88]

Please Delete

 

[nobadays]

 

[day_trippr]

Rosemary Radcliffe is a Canadian comic actress and an alumni of Second City...

 

[GrogNerd]

loved SCTV as a kid.

does anyone else remember a BBC comedy show called "The Goodies" from the 70s?

or are all you kids on my lawn for no reason?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

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I don't think that's why my sister in law prescribes the meds that she does.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I don't think that's why my sister in law prescribes the meds that she does.

Good! Of course, pharmaceutical reps give out more than pens, you know. no need to take memes too seriously or personally.

 

[Kent88]

no need to take memes too seriously or personally.

No, dang it! You're wrong!

 

[GrogNerd]

creamer? you mean milk...right?

cream is not milk

half & half is half not milk

non-dairy creamer is not milk

I don't mean JUST milk

 

[Kent88]

cream is not milk

half & half is half not milk

non-dairy creamer is not milk

I don't mean JUST milk

Hold on... fact checking...
Cream is a component of milk.
Half & half appears to be a mixture of half milk, half cream, resulting in a non-milk liquid.
Dairy products typically refer to products made from milk.

this seems to hold up.