House Rules for Brewing

[stvo]

My only rule and it doesn't get followed too often, is to get an early start.

^^^^this
way too many brew days ending after 2:00am

 

[adiochiro3]

Man, too many morning people! I would NOT find brew day relaxing if I had to start it early. I am definitely a night owl, but generally brew in the afternoons into the evening -- if necessary.

Rules (more like guidelines):

1. coordinate the timing with SWMBO and the family calendar
2. have everything ready and set out in plain view
3. clean as you go
4. we often have a commercial example of our brew-in-progress, or have an earlier product of our own (or both)
5. gotta have noshes/munchies to go with the homebrews (I'm Italian & Portugese -- ya gotta feed people you care about). My brew partner's wife always sends or brings something yummy too!
6. once the boil is on, we bottle the previous batch -- if it's ready.
7. We don't drink too much because my brew partner(s) will drive home.

 

[Onihige]

When I brew with my old man, we seem to have an unspoken rule. I do all the work.

 

[adiochiro3]

When I brew with my old man, we seem to have an unspoken rule. I do all the work.

Our dads must be related. As in, "Hey son, mind if I change my waterpump at your house since you have all of the nice pneumatic tools?" Translation: "Do you mind doing my waterpump with your nice pneumatic tools while I 'supervise?'" LOL!

He's earned both the right to "supervise" and to the help from me, and I'm glad to still have him around. Even if he does mooch my food and homebrew while he "supervises." At least he doesn't kibitz as much as he used to. And he's gotten pretty good at handing ME the tools now. Funny how the roles reverse...

 

[mikescooling]

Rule #1 no screwing around near the brew stand. #2 keep good records of brew day. #3 label everything.

 

[techbrewie]

No Pants Allowed. Underwear optional.

 

[unionrdr]

Don't bug the brewmeister while he's busy on brewday. But be ready to help an old man when he needs it.
On that note,I know what you're old man is going through. I wish I could still get under the car & all that. Or do extensive yard work quickly like I used to when I was young. My sons get a lil annoyed,but have to remember what it's like on my side. Kind of a pisser that i'm the mechanic in da house,but can't do as much of the physical part anymore. You don't know what you got till it's gone. Kinda like that song,Cat's in the Cradle...

 

[NewJersey]

yeah, thats life i guess.
when i can no longer toss around a full 1/2 barrell keg like i can now, i will give up brewing

 

[unionrdr]

Or like me,build a car the same height as the fermenter stand to haul heavy kettles & such around. Now that a fellow member is trading me a BB for all those Cooper's PET bottles I don't use anymore,I got some work to do. Finally get to build the "L" shaped corner extension to the fermenter stand to have room for secondary & bottling stuff. That'll leacve more room for the fermenters,blow offs,etc. Now if I can just sit down with saw horses...

 

[Chia]

my only rule is: stay sober enough to pitch yeast and clean the mash tun! have had a many a good beer brewed with this method!

 

[passedpawn]

That's impressive.

Not really. Getting up early is a very nice thing. My alarm is set for 4am tomorrow, hope to get a 11g batch of a pale ale and another of a cali common before I take the family to breakfast at 10:30. Wish me luck.

 

[ICWiener]

My alarm is set for 4am tomorrow, hope to get a 11g batch of a pale ale and another of a cali common before I take the family to breakfast at 10:30.

More power to ya. I hope to have my back and my joints moving well enough to mash in by 9:00 am tomorrow.

 

[Mumbly]

I can't brew at home (local laws prohibit anything larger then a disposable propane cylinder in apartments) so I have a very understanding friend/co-brewer. Only rules we have are
1. Brew days start after 12pm (neither of us are morning people)
2.i provide finished brewed product, commercial/homebrew
3. No one drinks till we sparge (unless something bad has happened)
4. Co-brewer provides cheese (to be supplied when beverages are first opened), and dinner (following cleanup and several other beverage tastings)

Some of the rules are in place to make sure we don't get to lubricated as to forget certain steps, but include causes to help in case unforeseen events happen. And since I have finally got my process down those unforeseen events have gotten less and less (an example, while heating up sparge water i knocked over my brew stand with the garage door, only casualty was a ball valve on the gas side, we started drinking early that day)

 

[mforsman]

A moment of downtime is a moment to clean. There's always something to transfer / wash / scrub / clean out. By the end of it the apartment is cleaner.

 

[davekippen]

Hmm I guess my only ritual is that I always try to mash in at noon. I've brewed "off site" a couple of times and even on those brew days I made sure that the schedule allowed a noon mash.

Other than that, clean as you go, enjoy some brewski's in moderation and always have 2 timers going.

 

[bwomp313]

I only have one very sacred rule. Wear a Star Wars shirt while brewing.

 

[unionrdr]

1) Thou shalt honor thy brewmeister's wishes.
2) Thou shalt not make undo requests of thy brewmeister.
3) Thou shalt honor thy brewmeister's requests.
4) Thine brewmeister shall wait till brewday is comeplete to imbibe in the fruits of thy brewmeister's labors.

 

[BoBoBenton]

If you want to reap the rewards of MY labour you have to feed/beer me while I brew.

I have a habit of forgetting to eat or drink while brewing and have gone till 7pm before noticing how weak I felt (although that was a very busy 3 brew day) but usually it hits around 3pm when it's only me.

 

[TangoHotel]

I only have one very sacred rule. Wear a Star Wars shirt while brewing.

I like it!

 

[HeavyKettleBrewing]

Not really. Getting up early is a very nice thing. My alarm is set for 4am tomorrow, hope to get a 11g batch of a pale ale and another of a cali common before I take the family to breakfast at 10:30. Wish me luck.

Twenty years ago I was stumbling for my bed at 4am. Now I'm in bed at 9pm and awake at 4:30am. In twenty more years I'll be putting metamucil in my secondary. I second early morning solitude and peace. It is a very nice thing.

 

[Gameface]

My rule is no "samples" of previous batches until the boil is underway and it looks like I've avoided a boil-over. I may amend that rule to wait until I've started chilling the wort.

 

[TangoHotel]

In twenty more years I'll be putting metamucil in my secondary.

Sick!

 

[andvari7]

Rule 1: Don't take this TOO seriously. It's beer, not tending to sick children.
Rule 2: If you DO have to watch your sick kids (or, in my case, nephews), DON'T brew.
Rule 3: Don't take this TOO seriously.
Rule 4. Start early.
Rule 5: Don't take this TOO seriously.
Rule 6: There is NO Rule 6.
Rule 7: Don't take this TOO seriously.

 

[MattHollingsworth]

Contrary to general trends, my one rule is no drinking until brewing is done. Messing with boiling liquids and drinking don't mix, IMHO. When I finish up, I sit down, relax and have a beer and just enjoy it.

 

[unionrdr]

My sentiments exactly. I like to stay sharp to make sure I don't F' something up by passing out or forgetting something by thinking too far ahead.

 

[Eugenio]

Im on my second batch, but I think Im beginning to see a trend.

1. Brew while drinking the previous batch. 1-2 max tho...
2. Brew while listening to good music (Old salsa, soul, classic rock or folk)
3. Brew alone from time to time, its like therapy.
4. Clean as you brew.
5. No breaks while boiling.

 

[MattHollingsworth]

I don't listen to music either, but I listen to music all day every day, so it's like a break from routine.

 

[signpost]

Rule #1 - Good tunes are necessary. I pick what gets played and nobody gets to complain. Whether it's Led Zeppelin, John Coltrane, Philip Glass, Sigur Ros or Talib Kweli. You complain about my music selection and you are kicked out of the brew space.

Rule #2 - RDWHAHB - I had limited myself to not drinking until after the boil was under way, but I've found that I generally stay busy enough on a brew day (cleaning, measuring and prepping boil additions, explaining the brew process to my dad for the millionth time, taking notes) that I don't drink fast enough to lose track of what I'm doing anyway. So, I have a beer when I feel like having a beer, end of story.

Rule #3 - Wear a brewing/beer related t-shirt. It lets people know what I'm doing, in case they couldn't tell.

Rule #4 - Plan the next 17 brew days and recipes. I think I have recipes picked for my next 5 or 6 years of brewing at this point.

Rule #5 - Learn something to better understand the brewing process. Think about and figure out something about how the brew day progressed and how it may have effected the final outcome. Maybe a grain used for the first time absorbed more/less water than other grains in the mash, ended up more/less powdery/flour-like after being crushed, added more/less color than expected. Maybe the yeast in the starter flocculated more/less than other previous yeasts. Maybe the OG was higher/lower than expected. Notice these things and try to figure out why they happened. You'll never learn the answers, if you never ask the questions.

Rule #6 - Take pictures of the brew day to post online and make friends jealous, especially the friends whose SWMBO won't let them get into brewing.

 

[diS]

My master rule is to keep clean environment as I can't think in mess.
Also plan ahead, be prepared for next step and relax. Music is must, classic or hard rock...

 

[Mozart]

My 'rules' seem pretty typical and have been expressed by a few others, but they are:

#1: Sample a prior batch while brewing, but...
#2: Limit intake to not more than 1 or 2 beers while brewing. If nothing else, I'll be carrying a big pot of near boiling wort to the water/ice bath at some point, and an accident would be disastrous.