Homebrewing tools that don't exist...

[ericd]

...but should.

Eye lasers that give you the power to restart a stuck fermentation or make it finish sooner just by staring at it really hard.

 

[bengerman]

money tree.

 

[itsme6582]

I'd love a automatic bottler. Right from my fermentor to the bottle and carbed in the wink of an eye.

 

[joeybeer]

I'd love a automatic bottler. Right from my fermentor to the bottle and carbed in the wink of an eye.

That's called a keg... Makes life MUCH easier.

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

I won't be greedy... I just want some magic floors that never get sticky from spilled wort/yeast/etc

 

[itsme6582]

That's called a keg... Makes life MUCH easier.

Ahh. The ubiquitous keg answer. It sure seems hard to take a little beer out of the house when it's in a keg. I guess you could bottle it from the keg but that would be, of course, bottling.

 

[joeybeer]

Ahh. The ubiquitous keg answer. It sure seems hard to take a little beer out of the house when it's in a keg. I guess you could bottle it from the keg but that would be, of course, bottling.

Actually, I take the whole thing, open it with a can opener, and drink it all at once

My wish for something that doesn't exist ? A decent thermometer under $100... I've been through 5

 

[FromZwolle]

fermentation time machine! waiting is for the chumps that follow the laws of physics!

 

[springer]

Actually, I take the whole thing, open it with a can opener, and drink it all at once

My wish for something that doesn't exist ? A decent thermometer under $100... I've been through 5

ahh grasshopper it does exist Thermapen..


my wish a never ending tap