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ericd

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...but should.

Eye lasers that give you the power to restart a stuck fermentation or make it finish sooner just by staring at it really hard.
 

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I'd love a automatic bottler. Right from my fermentor to the bottle and carbed in the wink of an eye.
 

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itsme6582 said:
I'd love a automatic bottler. Right from my fermentor to the bottle and carbed in the wink of an eye.
That's called a keg... Makes life MUCH easier. :)
 

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That's called a keg... Makes life MUCH easier. :)
Ahh. The ubiquitous keg answer. It sure seems hard to take a little beer out of the house when it's in a keg. I guess you could bottle it from the keg but that would be, of course, bottling.
 

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itsme6582 said:
Ahh. The ubiquitous keg answer. It sure seems hard to take a little beer out of the house when it's in a keg. I guess you could bottle it from the keg but that would be, of course, bottling.
Actually, I take the whole thing, open it with a can opener, and drink it all at once :)

My wish for something that doesn't exist ? A decent thermometer under $100... I've been through 5
 

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fermentation time machine! waiting is for the chumps that follow the laws of physics!
 

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Actually, I take the whole thing, open it with a can opener, and drink it all at once :)

My wish for something that doesn't exist ? A decent thermometer under $100... I've been through 5
ahh grasshopper it does exist Thermapen..


my wish a never ending tap
 
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