Holiday beer title?? Help!

[Tilldeath]

So I need a title for my cocoa vanilla porter, it's more cocoa than anything else, it will be my christmas gift beer so something holiday themed or cocoa themed would be good. Thanksfor the help.

 

[Darwin18]

Maybe "Santa's Adult Cocoa"?

 

[JalaPeno]

if you have children "Santa's Cocoa Bribe"

 

[Nurmey]

Naughty Santa's Cocoa Vanilla Porter

 

[Dalarast]

I always go with "Festivas Beer for the Rest of Us" it just works for me though Always go with Mrs. Clauses Milk or Reindeer Go Juice....

 

[Tilldeath]

All great but not quite what I'm looking for, keep em comming though I like the ideas.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

A Beer...in a Tree

 

[StoutattheDevil]

"Ferment Navidad"

 

[shlegminitism]

Happy New Year Cocoa Beer, Dark Winter Wonderland, Holiday Cocoa Porter, X-mas brew, or the beer formerly not named.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Merry Cocoa!

 

[BA_from_GA]

my christmas brown ale is "i'm dreaming of a brown christmas"... which is way to long for bottle caps, so they just say xmas.

 

[DubbelDach]

Best Xmas beer name I ever came up with was "Naughty and Spiced". But you're not spicing... Next best was, "Drunken Fat Man". Are you drunk? Fat? Might be a winner there...

Don't they make black and white cookies? Yes - Seinfeld loved them because of they promoted harmony in the cookie world... Might be an idea in there somewhere. This is tough because I'm not drinking yet. Will try to be creative later!

 

[passedpawn]

I named my big (and very so excellent) spice holiday brew

Joie De Vivre (Joy of Life)

And here is the pic from the label

 

[Recusit8m]

I named my Holiday brew "Donners' Party Ale"

 

[bosunbrew]

maybe something like Lump O' Coal Cocoa Porter

 

[Tilldeath]

Love em all, for some reason it really gets me in the holiday spirit. Was thinking about Blitzen's Cup Of Cocoa. I also love Ernest saves christmas so if anyone has any ideas along that line it would be good. Keep em comming I can't be the only one lookin for some ideas.

 

[Pivot]

haha I guess I would always just call it Holiday Ale or something even less clever

 

[Hoppus_Poppatopolis]

Shopping Is For Those Who Don't Have Cocoa Porter.
SIFTWDHCP for short.

 

[captianoats]

Just go w/ something simple. Either Holibrew or Holibeer

 

[GinAndCoffee]

my christmas brown ale is "i'm dreaming of a brown christmas"... which is way to long for bottle caps, so they just say xmas.

Haha, maybe I'm just immature but that sounds like something else...

As for the name, I was thinking about this weekend - "Black Friday Porter"

 

[tomwirsing]

A Beer...in a Tree

Five golden touques, four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and Yuri's quote!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

How about "Reindeer Whizz"? Or "Santa's Little Helper"?

 

[ColdBeerLover]

Ebony and Ivorys Christmas Choice

 

[tripside]

My winter spice: The First No Ale

 

[Babachewy]

As for the name, I was thinking about this weekend - "Black Friday Porter"

Beat me to it!

My spiced cherry dubbel came out a lot darker than anticipated, so I named it "Fear of a Black Friday."

 

[khiddy]

Chocolate Santa?

or, for the French-chef-minded,

Cocoa-Van?

 

[Hoppus_Poppatopolis]

How about Ho-Ho-Ho-coa Porter?

That's almost bad enough to be funny. I think it's time to pop open a stout.

 

[tomwirsing]

Ebony and Ivorys Christmas Choice

Stevie: I am black and you are white.

Frank: You are blind as a bat and I have sight.

 

[EddieLovesYou]

Yule Drink This

 

[Halldawg]

I love Chirstmas Vacation so I think something like "Cousin Eddies Pixie Dust" or "Clark's Yule Log". Just me.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I would call it "Christmas ale" then make a witty description on the label.

Other ideas:

Christmas Kiss
'Nilla Cookie Christmas
Dark of the Night
Loco Cocoa
Secret Santa
The sugar plum fairy
Naughty or Nice
Stocking Stuffer
Choc Full

 

[ReverseApacheMaster]

"Another MFing Christmas Beer"

 

[Sedge]

Chocolate Santa?

or, for the French-chef-minded,

Cocoa-Van?

I think you're really onto something here.

Too bad cocoa flavored wine would be vomitastic.

 

[FxdGrMind]

Santa's Stress Reliever.

Santa's Coco stocking stuffer

Frosties Coco Quafter.

Merry Coco to all.... and all a good NIGHT!

 

[TheFlatline]

Ms' Claus' (Once a Year) Quickie

Naughty List Porter

(My) Twelfth Night (Drunk)

Santa's Cookies & Beer

Ponderous Polar Porter

Daddy's Stocking Stuffer

And my personal favorite (non-holiday title)

Cures What Ales Ya.

 

[apparatus]

I named mine Blitzen.

 

[MMTG]

Blitzen is a great name!