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Todd said:So what percentage are you looking to have to make it beer? It seems a lot of this is just ranting. I don't understand how anyone likes the stuff, but people clearly do. It is beer, is a porter or stout with several pounds of honey no longer beer?
Good question. I would say that it is clearly a malt liquor. It is also a stout or, at the very least, a malt liquor in the style of a stout.
Sure, this is most certainly just a lot of ranting. But there ought to be a certain precision to the language. Calling something one thing when it is really another, simply because the alternative name is more desirable is, at the very least, dishonest. It's a marketing gimmick.
In my view, it is one thing to like BMC. There's nothing at all wrong with that. You can like Velveeta too, if you'd like. But Velveeta doesn't call itself cheese because Kraft knows that Velveeta is NOT cheese. However the large brewers are being more successful at pulling the wool over consumers' eyes than Kraft. They are successfully lobbying and crafting laws in such a way that they can slowly convince consumers that their product is beer.
Do we care if Velveeta calls itself cheese? I guess I can understand why the average joe on the street wouldn't care one way or the other. However, by allowing a category to go undefined or be open to interpretation, we as a society lose something. We lose the ability to distinguish between different items. When we permit businesses to tell us that Velveeta is cheese, or BMC is beer, or orange juice from concentrate is just "100% orange juice", we as a consumer lose because we no longer have the ability to discern quality. It becomes a race to the bottom- a race to find the lowest common denominator.
So... who cares?
Anybody who cares about cheese should care whether Velveeta is cheese. Because if it is, then what is to stop someone from knocking off Brie, or Cheddar, or Mozarella and calling it "cheese" when in fact it has a million chemicals and just a slight hint of real cheese. In other words, it encourages fakes.
Of course, fakes aren't allowed when it comes to brand names. I can't make a diamond-studded wristwatch and call it a Rolex. I can't make a sportscar and call it a Ferrari. Why should I be able to mix milk and spices and coagulants and call it Brie? Why should I be able to throw anything together in a kettle and call it Beer? We already have a name for things like that. The name is "malt liquor".
If you don't know the term "malt liquor", then your ignorance can be excused- not everybody pays attention to these types of things. People also call Velveeta "cheese". But if you do pay attention and you deliberately use the wrong term, then you are, at best, being intellectually lazy. At worst, you are being dishonest.