Lolz.
Here is a good one...
CAMRA also says "real ale" doesn't have hops in it. If it does, they call it beer. It was usually fermented 4 days, maybe five in olden days, then put in the cask to finish.
hahahahaha
CAMRA said:What is Real Ale?
Real ale is a beer brewed from traditional ingredients (malted barley, hops water and yeast), matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide.
^^^This is a funny thing I've overheard about beer. It's simply not true.
From CAMRA's own definition:
I know when I saw that one I just went HUH?
Ooohhhhh... you were quoting someone?
Here, I got you a pair of these:
ik was referring to the folks judging him...
Plant a cider tree? I wanna plant an IPA tree!
Working with a PhD Archaeology Professor and she said "I don't like beer it all has that yeasty flavor to it, and I don't like hops either, they taste nasty and rancid. I want to plant a cider-apple tree in my lawn though. I love cider. Plus I think distilling is super neat compared to fermentation."
Just nod and smile... nod. and. smile.
Why would you ferment if you could just distill anyway hahaa! SMH...
I hate to "Well, actually..." you guys
I remember something I read recently about how they now think johnny Appleseed planted these tart apple varieties to make cider from, rather than regular eating apples.
Had a family reunion this weekend. It'd be impossible to remember them all ("I only drink ales" as he sips a homebrew blonde ale), but the best I can remember had to do with an IPA I poured for an uncle
Uncle: This is pretty good, I didn't expect to like it but I do
Me: That's good to hear. Just be careful with it, the alcohol is somewhere around 7% (he was used to sessionable lagers)
Uncle: I didn't want to say anything because I wasn't sure but I thought it tasted like a Guinness.
High(ish) alcohol = Guinness
Hell of a time that day though.
Apparently, craft brewers are misogynist
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/...ch_and_happy_ending_only_alienate.single.html
To be fair, I am, a little.
Apparently, craft brewers are misogynist
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/...ch_and_happy_ending_only_alienate.single.html
I can't tell if that's a serious article or a spoof. Judging by the quality, maybe it was his Women's Studies assignment?
I can't tell if that's a serious article or a spoof. Judging by the quality, maybe it was his Women's Studies assignment?
Apparently, craft brewers are misogynist
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/...ch_and_happy_ending_only_alienate.single.html
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