Funny things you've overheard about beer

[balrog]

I had a funny image in my head of you sitting on a beer keg throne pronouncing their decision to be worthy! Lol

Both Coors light & Bud light? Did they have both kinds of music too? Both country AND Western??? More like an ale than a porter? Billy, you're behind on them berry punches, fella...

I kept my head down, I paid my proper respects, I kept my mouth shut when the groom's step dad showed up and played graba$$ on the dancefloor during the "cutting of the cake" which became "knock over the bride showing all the world your altogether", and beat feat as soon as possible after the father of the bride had danced the obligatory first dance with his daughter....to Free Bird.

 

[uatuba]

I kept my head down, I paid my proper respects, I kept my mouth shut when the groom's step dad showed up and played graba$$ on the dancefloor during the "cutting of the cake" which became "knock over the bride showing all the world your altogether", and beat feat as soon as possible after the father of the bride had danced the obligatory first dance with his daughter....to Free Bird.

Bahahahaha. I'm surprised they even offered beer of any kind. The weddings like this I've attended have all been BYOB.

 

[unionrdr]

I remember we had a trash can filled with ice & Weidaman beer. All kinds of liquor & champagne, including scotch for my white shoe wearing, won't drink anything but scotch wife's uncle. And some Alaskan weed called " Madanuska thunder f***!

 

[Psylocide]

I remember we had a trash can filled with ice & Weidaman beer. All kinds of liquor & champagne, including scotch for my white shoe wearing, won't drink anything but scotch wife's uncle. And some Alaskan weed called " Madanuska thunder f***!

Are you serious? The Matanuska thunder**** is the most amazing **** I've ever had.

Trying to tell people what it is with a straight face is hard.

Funny thing about beer.

 

[unionrdr]

Yeah, they think you're kidding, but look even more surprised to find it's da real chit! Wish I had some for later...:rockin:

 

[QuadConPana]

I heard great things about that beer for a while, so I finally picked one up and tried it. Maybe it was a bad bottle or something, but the bourbon flavor was way too strong, like a tall, cold, bubbly glass of Jack, no subtlety about it. I guess some people would be into it, but I won't be buying another.

My stepson got a hold of a Kuhnhenn Big Tony's Imperial Stout aged in a Buffalo Trace Barrel, which he shared with us. I was telling a bartender at work about it, and he said, "I've had the Kentucky Bourbon Barrel. I wasn't impressed. If I want to drink bourbon, I'll drink bourbon." I can't exactly blame him for that impression. While the KBB has it's place, it's quite a shame if that's somebody's only experience with a barrel aged beer.

 

[catdaddy66]

I remember we had a trash can filled with ice & Weidaman beer. All kinds of liquor & champagne, including scotch for my white shoe wearing, won't drink anything but scotch wife's uncle. And some Alaskan weed called " Madanuska thunder f***!

Wiedeman!!!! The first beer to ever cross my lips! I was 13...

The funny part is they called it "beer"!

 

[beernbourbon]

Wiedeman!!!! The first beer to ever cross my lips! I was 13...

Miller High Life at age 14. Weird part is; I drank one a couple years ago (hey, don't judge me!!) and got a buzz. Must be psychological, cuz I typically drink the high ABV stuff now.

 

[unionrdr]

Weideman wasn't too bad back in the 70's. Stubbies with no neck too boot. I was just trying to remember who brewed it at that point? I keep thinking Heileman?

 

[Psylocide]

Taken from the comments section of this article:

 

[thatjonguy]

Taken from the comments section of this article:

Lolz.

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[Psylocide]

Lolz.

It's dumbassery on an epic scale.

1. Lager is not a "real" beer.

2. Most, if not ALL beers brewed in the US are lagers.

I hope he's trolling, but I'm guessing he isn't.

 

[Wolfdust]

So going down the road my wife called me because she sees a bumper sticker on a local bud distributer truck, "Budweiser California brewed, California raised". (yes I got a D in Grammer, let's have then, shall we?)

 

[beergolf]

Here is a good one...



CAMRA also says "real ale" doesn't have hops in it. If it does, they call it beer. It was usually fermented 4 days, maybe five in olden days, then put in the cask to finish.

hahahahaha

 

[hunter_le five]

Here is a good one...



CAMRA also says "real ale" doesn't have hops in it. If it does, they call it beer. It was usually fermented 4 days, maybe five in olden days, then put in the cask to finish.

hahahahaha

^^^This is a funny thing I've overheard about beer. It's simply not true.

From CAMRA's own definition:

What is Real Ale?

Real ale is a beer brewed from traditional ingredients (malted barley, hops water and yeast), matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide.

 

[hunter_le five]

Sorry, Mr. Trebek has informed me that my response is disqualified because I forgot to phrase it in the form of a "Well-Actually".

 

[beergolf]

^^^This is a funny thing I've overheard about beer. It's simply not true.

From CAMRA's own definition:

I know when I saw that one I just went HUH?

 

[hunter_le five]

I know when I saw that one I just went HUH?

Ooohhhhh... you were quoting someone?

Here, I got you a pair of these:

 

[beergolf]

Ooohhhhh... you were quoting someone?

Here, I got you a pair of these:

I was quoting someone.....Forgot the quotes.....I guess that I thought the preface of "here is a good one" was enough.

 

[drainbamage]

Today on The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/article/home-brewing-phase-comes-to-long-overdue-conclusio-3147

 

[unionrdr]

Sheez...some people just don't like real beer, & it's HIS fault? The smoker they drink, the player they get...

 

[dcrog]

Hey. Don't judge unless you tried his beer.


It might be a blessing.

 

[unionrdr]

ik was referring to the folks judging him...

 

[TheMadKing]

Working with a PhD Archaeology Professor and she said "I don't like beer it all has that yeasty flavor to it, and I don't like hops either, they taste nasty and rancid. I want to plant a cider-apple tree in my lawn though. I love cider. Plus I think distilling is super neat compared to fermentation."

Just nod and smile... nod. and. smile.

 

[dcrog]

ik was referring to the folks judging him...

Sorry, I took it wrong.

 

[unionrdr]

Plant a cider tree? I wanna plant an IPA tree!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Plant a cider tree? I wanna plant an IPA tree!

stout tree or go home.

 

[unionrdr]

Maybe cross it with a bourbon tree?

 

[branman]

Working with a PhD Archaeology Professor and she said "I don't like beer it all has that yeasty flavor to it, and I don't like hops either, they taste nasty and rancid. I want to plant a cider-apple tree in my lawn though. I love cider. Plus I think distilling is super neat compared to fermentation."

Just nod and smile... nod. and. smile.

Why would you ferment if you could just distill anyway hahaa! SMH...

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

Why would you ferment if you could just distill anyway hahaa! SMH...

Ummm.....not sure if your joking or not. But why would you distill if it wasn't fermented??