Funny things you've overheard about beer

[1977Brewer]

My friend works for the local Bud distro, and it takes him to all kinds of weird places.

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[1fast636]

looks like a pig roaster

tasty, tasty pig roaster

Winner winner chicken dinner Cajun "coonass" microwave we have cooked many pigs in her this time i was cooking 3 chickens and a hole tenderloin

 

[1fast636]

Lol yep were having a party and being in PA you better have at least a 12 pack the the yuengling or it's a hate crime lol, and yep in side the box is lined with aluminum flashing. We are building a new one that will be insulated with stainless walls, and with a roof for
when it rains because well it's not related to beer but this will make some laugh I bet it started pouring with a few mins left to cook on the tenderloin
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[WilliamSlayer]

Lol I admit, I never would have thought of that solution!

 

[biochemedic]

Lol yep were having a party and being in PA you better have at least a 12 pack the the yuengling or it's a hate crime lol, and yep in side the box is lined with aluminum flashing. We are building a new one that will be insulated with stainless walls, and with a roof for
when it rains because well it's not related to beer but this will make some laugh I bet it started pouring with a few mins left to cook on the tenderloin
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"You might be a redneck if..."

 

[beernbourbon]

"You might be a redneck if..."

+100 to this..... funny thing is in my original response to the hops picture, I started to say something about a wooden wheelbarrow fire pit, cuz it has wheels

 

[Psylocide]

That rather surprising, in a way. Even pop talked about smoking " reefer" before it was a crime. Didn't care for it much. But vining weed? That'd be something to see! :fro:

The coolest thing you can do with it is to train it to grow in a spiral, while restricting upward growth and you end up with a really cool bonsai tree-like effect.

Much easier to grow in small spaces that way.

 

[Venari]

The coolest thing you can do with it is to train it to grow in a spiral, while restricting upward growth and you end up with a really cool bonsai tree-like effect.

Much easier to grow in small spaces that way.

Still talking about hops, right?

 

[Psylocide]

Still talking about hops, right?

Sure.

 

[beernbourbon]

beat me to it...lol

 

[Kirkwooder]

Lol yep were having a party and being in PA you better have at least a 12 pack the the yuengling or it's a hate crime lol, and yep in side the box is lined with aluminum flashing. We are building a new one that will be insulated with stainless walls, and with a roof for
when it rains because well it's not related to beer but this will make some laugh I bet it started pouring with a few mins left to cook on the tenderloin
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MmmmmMMMmmmmm....... Fire roasted wheelbarrow and Yuengling, must have been a PA BBQ.

 

[1fast636]

Pa BBQ with a little Cajun coming out lol it was my only solution to keep the fire going and finish the meat lol

 

[beernbourbon]

Pa BBQ with a little Cajun coming out lol it was my only solution to keep the fire going and finish the meatal

....fixed that for ya.....

 

[dcrog]

:Sitting at the bar at my local VFW:

Patron: Have you tried that flat tire beer the just got in?

Me: It's fat tire, and yes I've had it quite a few times. (just recently started distribution in my area but I've had it other places) Have you tried it?

Patron: No I don't like ales.

Me: What kind of ales have you drank? This had a bit of a bready taste because it has biscuit malt in it. I like it now and then.

Patron: I don't remember but I just don't like the ale taste.

Me: What is an ale taste? (orders one and a plastic glass so he can try it)

Patron: I don't know but I don't like it. (tastes) No it has that ale taste.

Me: Okay. But you know it's an ale because the yeast ferments on top instead of the bottom don't you?

Patron: No. I just know I don't like the ale taste.

Me: (Head assplode)

 

[TheCADJockey]

(Head assplode)

Updated Vocabulary to Rev. H by making the following changes:

The word "esplode" has been replaced by the word "assplode".

Changes to be implemented immediately.

 

[dcrog]

Dang grammer natsies.

 

[Psylocide]

Dang grammer natsies.

*grammar

:fro:

 

[unionrdr]

Originally Posted by dcrog View Post
Dang grammer natzies fixed...

 

[Psylocide]

Originally Posted by dcrog View Post
Dang grammer natzies fixed...

Uh...

 

[unionrdr]

Couldn't resist, besides trying once again to reply to separate lines...

 

[beergolf]

Originally Posted by dcrog View Post
Dang grammer natzies fixed...

Let's fix it the correct way.. Nazis.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Let's fix it the correct way.. Nazis.

Are you confused? This is an internet forum; proper grammar and spelling have no place here.

 

[beergolf]

Are you confused? This is an internet forum; proper grammar and spelling have no place here.

WTF was I thinking?

 

[unionrdr]

so much for the spell checker!...

 

[WesleyS]

are you confused? This is an internet forum; proper grammar and spelling have no place here.

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[Kiichi]

Lol yep were having a party and being in PA you better have at least a 12 pack the the yuengling or it's a hate crime lol, and yep in side the box is lined with aluminum flashing. We are building a new one that will be insulated with stainless walls, and with a roof for
when it rains because well it's not related to beer but this will make some laugh I bet it started pouring with a few mins left to cook on the tenderloin
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When I saw that picture all I could think of was this:

 

[GuldTuborg]

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Don't fool yourself. The only forum posts with a single misspelled word are single word posts.

 

[fuzzy2133]

When I saw that picture all I could think of was this:

I have used small sections of cattle fencing for that. Funny thing was about every 5 feet similar sections were gone, so we were not the only ones who needed a grill grate. :cross:

 

[1fast636]

Nope we cook the meat inside like a microwave/ oven no flame hits our meat lol

 

[1fast636]

Here is a nice small fancy one
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