Funny things you've overheard about beer

[bleme]

"...what I'm cooking for dinner...". Does she also ask where you bought your skirt?

Not funny. Just rude.

 

[Punity]

"...what I'm cooking for dinner...". Does she also ask where you bought your skirt?

Ba dum dum ssssssh

1950s wants it humor back.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Especially useful for ambiguous names like clown shoes' muffin top, or tramp stamp.

I hear Tramp Stamp tastes a little above ass.

 

[NuclearRich]

I hear Tramp Stamp tastes a little above ass.

Fun to look at. .......

 

[zmanzorro]

I hear Tramp Stamp tastes a little above ass.

All Clown Shoes taste funny ...

 

[fuzzy2133]

McDonald's kids weren't ready to take over when daddy retires.

I have seen this on more than one occasion; quite honestly my dad is starting to retire and I wonder if I am ready. The worst part is when the kids are ready to take over and all of a sudden they get cut out of the business courtesy of the board of directors.

How about a beer frustration?

At a restaurant over the weekend that advertises a local rotating handle and the serving staff (including the on duty bartenders) do not know what it is. Not even the brewery name!

Better yet different restaurant (Ernesto's in Sacramento) same idea. Server told me they were out of the local Beer and I turn around to see the bar tender serving it.

 

[finsfan]

I have seen this on more than one occasion; quite honestly my dad is starting to retire and I wonder if I am ready. The worst part is when the kids are ready to take over and all of a sudden they get cut out of the business courtesy of the board of directors.

How about a beer frustration?

At a restaurant over the weekend that advertises a local rotating handle and the serving staff (including the on duty bartenders) do not know what it is. Not even the brewery name!

Better yet different restaurant (Ernesto's in Sacramento) same idea. Server told me they were out of the local Beer and I turn around to see the bar tender serving it.

The other day I was at Fuzzy tacos and their sign said $2 domestic 18oz beers. I ordered an 8-bit from tallgrass and it was not $2. They are literally ten minutes away from where I was, how more domestic can you get?!

 

[BeerGrylls]

The other day I was at Fuzzy tacos and their sign said $2 domestic 18oz beers. I ordered an 8-bit from tallgrass and it was not $2. They are literally ten minutes away from where I was, how more domestic can you get?!

It's a dumb restaurant syllogism
1) Domestic beer is flavorless
2) The beer you ordered had flavor
therefore
3) The beer you ordered was not domestic

Logically sound, right?

 

[finsfan]

It's a dumb restaurant syllogism
1) Domestic beer is flavorless
2) The beer you ordered had flavor
therefore
3) The beer you ordered was not domestic

Logically sound, right?

I guess that makes sense as to why another place Ive been too listed boulevard wheat as domestic but tank 7 imported!

 

[BeerGrylls]

I guess that makes sense as to why another place Ive been too listed boulevard wheat as domestic but tank 7 imported!

Now that just boggles the mind

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"...what I'm cooking for dinner...". Does she also ask where you bought your skirt?

I bake cookies, pies, cakes, and cheesecake. but I do it right: in the nude. I have, however, stopped frying bacon.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

I bake cookies, pies, cakes, and cheesecake. but I do it right: in the nude. I have, however, stopped frying bacon.

Just to clarify, you stopped frying bacon in the nude, right? Not some crazy thing like stopped frying bacon altogether?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Just to clarify, you stopped frying bacon in the nude, right? Not some crazy thing like stopped frying bacon altogether?

right. now when I fry bacon, I wear the mini-skirt.







because I bake.








cookies and pie.

 

[finsfan]

right. now when I fry bacon, I wear the mini-skirt.







because I bake.








cookies and pie.

We could have a skirt party and ill come make some za's

 

[MaxStout]

The other day I was at Fuzzy tacos and their sign said $2 domestic 18oz beers. I ordered an 8-bit from tallgrass and it was not $2. They are literally ten minutes away from where I was, how more domestic can you get?!

The same kinds of restaurants will also list Sam Adams or Leinenkugel under "imports." I've even seen Killian's Irish Red listed an an import.

 

[amfukuda]

The same kinds of restaurants will also list Sam Adams or Leinenkugel under "imports." I've even seen Killian's Irish Red listed an an import. [/QUOTE

Of coarse it's an import it has Irish right in the name

 

[ChshreCat]

I do all the time; same as when the wife asks what I'm cooking for dinner I tell her food, and when she asks what kind I tell her delicious (you would think after 12 years together she would have learned not to bother asking).

My dad was the same way. I'd walk in the living room and ask "whatcha watchin'?" and he'd look me in the eye and say "Television" every time. And yet I'd still come in and ask the same thing next time.

 

[ChefRex]

"...what I'm cooking for dinner...". Does she also ask where you bought your skirt?

I think you'll find a lot of brewers cook. If you happy consuming McD's and Domino's good for you.
I cook,I enjoy it and I enjoy the end results.

 

[Renegades_Brew]

I think you'll find a lot of brewers cook. If you happy consuming McD's and Domino's good for you.
I cook,I enjoy it and I enjoy the end results.

Currently baking for the big meals tomorrow. Have two to attend. So a few pound cakes and cheese balls being made.

 

[hellawaits77]

I think you'll find a lot of brewers cook. If you happy consuming McD's and Domino's good for you.
I cook,I enjoy it and I enjoy the end results.

I enjoy brewing and cooking. But I also love Mickey D's and Domino's! Best of all worlds!

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

This isn't exactly about beer, but I just got back from by LHBS. As I was walking in, I noticed a fella with a bag of product walking to his vehicle. This isn't anything noteworthy, except he got in a big white van that said "BUD LITE" on the side...Pretty sure he was a distributor

 

[finsfan]

I enjoy brewing and cooking. But I also love Mickey D's and Domino's! Best of all worlds!

I dont think it works like that

 

[BigDaddyBeard]

I enjoy brewing and cooking. But I also love Mickey D's and Domino's! Best of all worlds!

Definitely wouldn't call Mickey D's "best" by any means.

 

[hunter_le five]

I bake cookies, pies, cakes, and cheesecake. but I do it right: in the nude. I have, however, stopped frying bacon.

I made the mistake of frying bacon in the nude exactly one time. Never again. The Little General still hasn't forgiven me for that one.

 

[geek_chaser]

For tomorrow I clean, we have both our home brews, and my husband is cooking. He was a chef, and I trust his cooking more than mine. But I have more beer then him. So there.

 

[skw]

"...what I'm cooking for dinner...". Does she also ask where you bought your skirt?

You do know that home brewing was traditionally a women's job?
http://brewess.wordpress.com/2010/04/30/history-of-women-brewers/

Coincidentally, there also used to be a time where manly men wore skirts.

 

[BreezyBrew]

 

[Punity]

You do know that home brewing was traditionally a women's job?
http://brewess.wordpress.com/2010/04/30/history-of-women-brewers/

Coincidentally, there also used to be a time where manly men wore skirts.

I just wore a skirt this summer

 

[skw]

I just wore a skirt this summer

Congratulations to what looks like your wedding and that great looking kilt.

 

[Punity]

Congratulations to what looks like your wedding and that great looking kilt.

Not my wedding was a buddies whose family is full blood Scottish, Freakin 100 degree weather and a wool kilt was not the greatest for my unmentionables. Needless to say i got no play that night.