This show is almost unwatchable. I'm just filling time until the other "almost unwatchable but I've watched for this long so I'm committed" show comes back on. But I watch a lot of bad TV, so....
Fiesta Hotel:
So we are on the ground floor in a hotel with glass doors. First, make sure we break up the group, because that always has positive results. Mom, be sure to show your concern by scowling slightly left of camera.
Next, let's get shnockered and bang on a piano. If we're going to party, may as well invite the locals right?
"My wife and I started singing "It's raining men" when all the zombies started going over the rails."
Meanwhile, at the Mexican version of Woodbury:
Alright so it's time to go grocery shopping. Hey white guy that I don't know, rub some blood on yourself and come to the local cartel run super market with me. BTW don't look at them wrong or they'll kill you. Oh yeah, before we go, I'd like it if you didn't talk to me, so be sure to talk the entire time.
Okay, but I'm going to steal some candy from the mean looking cartel guys you said would kill me for a bad look because of little girl and feelings and stuff. Then, I'm going to tell them about your medical supplies, we'll share some words, Mexican version of governor (my guess) will make idle threats, and then it's time for church.
The end...