Fave Dad Joke Punchline

[JAReeves]

Happy 4th of July!

I hope this is the right forum for foolishness of this sort, but I was wondering:

what is the punchline for your favorite Dad joke?

I’ll start,

“My God, that’s moose turd pie! It’s good though.”

 

[bkboiler]

Well...this wouldn't make any sense without the setup ...
So here goes,
Q: "What's the most polite vegetable?"
A: " Peeeeeaaaaaaaassss."

 

[3 Dawg Night]

My favorite is the old "This is good French toast. Of course, you know what they call it in France?"

My kids have heard it so many times that the response is now always a monotone: "Toast."

Also works with Brussels sprouts, Brazil nuts, Swiss cheese, Russian imperial stout, etc.

 

[JohnSand]

Rectum? (Deleted) killed him!

 

[3 Dawg Night]

Rectum? (Deleted) killed him!

This was my roommate's favorite back in the day, long before he married and was a father. At parties, if he heard a lull in the conversation in the room, that's when it would come out.

 

[soccerdad]

Because seven eight nine

 

[JohnSand]

This was my roommate's favorite back in the day, long before he married and was a father. At parties, if he heard a lull in the conversation in the room, that's when it would come out.

My buddy and communicate almost exclusively in punch lines.

 

[BongoYodeler]

77, because with 77 you get "eight" more.

 

[balrog]

It follows logically from the yogurt question.

 

[bracconiere]

Russian imperial stout, etc.

i'm not a father, but would love some punch lines about that! maybe something along the lines of "drink this or you won't get a good night sleep", or maybe "if you don't sleep like a rock, the boogie man might take you in your sleep!"

 

[balrog]

Another one I just thought of, told me by my blond daughter:

The brunette jumped back on the track, jumping up and down saying "thirty-eight, thirty-eight, thirty-eight".

 

[Snuffy]

“It takes 3. One to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the ladder.”

 

[balrog]

It takes two. One to hold the bulb while the other serves drinks until the room starts spinning.

 

[Snuffy]

Only one. But it takes a long time and the bulb has to want to change.

 

[Dland]

Looks like we're shy one horse...

No, you brought two too many .....

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Hi hungry, I'm Dad!