Fave Dad Joke Punchline

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Happy 4th of July!

I hope this is the right forum for foolishness of this sort, but I was wondering:

what is the punchline for your favorite Dad joke?

I’ll start,

“My God, that’s moose turd pie! It’s good though.”
 

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My favorite is the old "This is good French toast. Of course, you know what they call it in France?"

My kids have heard it so many times that the response is now always a monotone: "Toast."

Also works with Brussels sprouts, Brazil nuts, Swiss cheese, Russian imperial stout, etc.
 

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Another one I just thought of, told me by my blond daughter:

The brunette jumped back on the track, jumping up and down saying "thirty-eight, thirty-eight, thirty-eight".
 
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