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[CreamyGoodness]

Actually... this thread was really funny when it was about stupid things that people say. Now that we are pointing out people who are saying the stupid things... I dont know... maybe I'm being oversensitive...

 

[Skagdog]

actually... This thread was really funny when it was about stupid things that people say. Now that we are pointing out people who are saying the stupid things... I dont know... Maybe i'm being oversensitive...

+1

 

[mlg5039]

Looking for Bud Light Platinum clone.

 

[ao125]

Looking for Bud Light Platinum clone.

Someone was posting about a $12 Miller Light clone last night. I'm half tempted to actually make it for my BMC swilling co-worker, since he flat-out refuses to drink good beer.

 

[davis119]

Someone was posting about a $12 Miller Light clone last night. I'm half tempted to actually make it for my BMC swilling co-worker, since he flat-out refuses to drink good beer.

So your gunna spend time and money to make "bad beer" to give him. Since u wont drink it? U might as well buy him a 12pk. lol

Just sayin

 

[ao125]

So your gunna spend time and money to make "bad beer" to give him. Since u wont drink it? U might as well buy him a 12pk.

Just sayin

Meh... it's the thought that counts.
Kinda like when kids make their parents Christmas cards.

If he won't drink anything other than corn-adjunct domestic lagers, why not make him 5 gal of something he will drink?

 

[davis119]

Meh... it's the thought that counts.
Kinda like when kids make their parents Christmas cards.

If he won't drink anything other than corn-adjunct domestic lagers, why not make him 5 gal of something he will drink?

Well cuz u called him a swill drinking co worker. Rather than a buddy at work. Lol.
Go for it I may look for that recipe and give it a shot I enjoy swill

 

[captianoats]

I want to brew a milk stout that tastes like a white Russian for my Big Lebowski party Friday. Need extract recipe.

Forgot to put the third hop in my miller lite clone. Should I dump it?

 

[sudsmcgee]

Can I distill my pee and capture the residual alcohol for a second round?

Do beer enemas work?

 

[tom_gamer]

Can I distill my pee and capture the residual alcohol for a second round?

Do beer enemas work?

Lmao

 

[iaefebs]

My sister wears this uderwear,she likes brewing?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/my-sister-wears-uderwear-she-likes-brewing-288099/

I have no idea what uder wear is.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You must have grown up in an urban area iaefebs. Everyone in the country knows that udder-wear is a back-supporting garment for pregnant cows. Sheeshh...

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Nothing's hotter than a nice set of teats in sexy garments!

 

[r8odecay]

HELP
Brewed 2 in one weekend. My Pale Ale tastes like bananas, and my Belgian is too hoppy! What do I do??






(funny thing is I didn't mark my fermenters, just did this just this minute... pulled a sample of what I thought was Dubbel... to get smacked in the mouth with Simcoe.)

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Substituted Grapes for Oranges, Nottingham for Bread Yeast. JAOM tastes funny after 2 weeks in carboy...

 

[oakbarn]

How do I sell my Brew WITHOUT paying tax?
Will a thermometer that we used to test our baby's fever work as a brew one?
I dropped my sneaker in the Fermenter, Will it still be good?
How do you make 80 proof beer?
Help. I am drunk and fell. I can't get up!
Can you use a "Clapper" to turn off a pump?

 

[j1laskey]

Here's the thread for those that missed it:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/forgot-key-ingredient-does-matter-much-280208/

Instant classic.

Can't believe I missed that OP....I cant' stop laughing....reminds me of a Dad Boner tweet

 

[tom_gamer]

Can't believe I missed that OP....I cant' stop laughing....reminds me of a Dad Boner tweet

This is an awesome one, too bad its fake.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

New member from (Insert town here) Hi!!! I've only just found this awesome site!

 

[barneygumble]

I dipped my willie in it. Only for a second to check fermentation temps, and I rubbed it (a lot) with vodka first. Is it rooned?

 

[Skagdog]

Don't fear the foam, does that mean don't fear the Oxyclean foam?

 

[Skagdog]

I wanna make a good American pilsner just like Guinness; recipe please?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Sorry for the bump, but a possible troller the other day got me to thinking. With one easy post you can troll people in a geographic location (call them idiots) AND piss off brewers in one fell swoop.

"Greetings from Boston! Like I was told, I jammed my bunghole reemer into my bunghole. I had to do an extended stay in the hospital, and I still have no wine! Help pls! Serious responses only."

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

I know, I know; https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f29/mission-help-more-people-homebrew-361965/

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I know, I know; https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f29/mission-help-more-people-homebrew-361965/

Do you think that one was a troll? I left that thread feeling bad for the kid honestly. "Ass juice?" pretty mean. You, Revvy, and Homer gave honest constructive crit, but I just saw a young man with all the wind taken out of his sails (and sales) looking deflated on the other end...

 

[BBL_Brewer]

Do you think that one was a troll? I left that thread feeling bad for the kid honestly. "Ass juice?" pretty mean. You, Revvy, and Homer gave honest constructive crit, but I just saw a young man with all the wind taken out of his sails (and sales) looking deflated on the other end...

C'mon Creamy......that's like taking whiffle ball bats to spring training and expecting to revolutionize baseball. Dissapointment is inevitable. If I was that dissolusioned, I would want someone to tell me the truth.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

C'mon Creamy......that's like taking whiffle ball bats to spring training and expecting to revolutionize baseball. Dissapointment is inevitable. If I was that dissolusioned, I would want someone to tell me the truth.

Oh I agree. It was the ass-juice comment that made me feel sympathy. Enthusiasm is a good thing, even when its misplaced. No need to pee on the boxer when you knock him out.

 

[BBL_Brewer]

Oh I agree. It was the ass-juice comment that made me feel sympathy. Enthusiasm is a good thing, even when its misplaced. No need to pee on the boxer when you knock him out.

Point taken.

Due to the hijack, I guess we better get back on topic.

My beer unfermented, should I use yeast next time instead of malt?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Do you think that one was a troll? I left that thread feeling bad for the kid honestly. "Ass juice?" pretty mean. You, Revvy, and Homer gave honest constructive crit, but I just saw a young man with all the wind taken out of his sails (and sales) looking deflated on the other end...

I did, at first, kinda wonder if the guy was for real. But, yeah, probably not. I saw his last post, and am trying to think of something that that contraption could be useful for. Starters? Small fermenter? Anything with instructions that don't involve juice, and involve a recipe for beer wort.


Cr@p, I went back to that thread to give the guy some advice about things like I mentioned, had a 3 paragraph post and Muncher closed it for unlicensed promo before I could post.

 

[sweetcell]

CONFUSED: "all grain" recipe calls for hops, yeast