How do you tell a homebrewer friend his beer sucks, and you're sleeping with his SWMBO?
Had coitus with my carboy, is my beer ruined?
I think cheezydemon3 actually made a thread like that once...
Edit: Hehehttps://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/accidentally-had-sex-my-beer-ruined-428005/
Someone who is compelled to actually f*** the beer itself? Now that's believable. Who hasn't said to themselves at some point, "I would f*** this beer."