Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!

[sweetcell]

Cr@p, I went back to that thread to give the guy some advice about things like I mentioned, had a 3 paragraph post and Muncher closed it for unlicensed promo before I could post.

yeah i had a few thoughts for him/her too, but the thread was closed while i was composing my reply. i PM'ed him my post instead.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I'm from Borneo, there is no drinking age here. Help me celebrate my 13th birthday by showing me how to make Goldschlagger!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

yeah i had a few thoughts for him/her too, but the thread was closed while i was composing my reply. i PM'ed him my post instead.

Same. Though I didnt PM. Think the kid could use that thing for SOMETHING?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

yeah i had a few thoughts for him/her too, but the thread was closed while i was composing my reply. i PM'ed him my post instead.

Exactly what I did, and I figured I wasn't the only one.

Same. Though I didnt PM. Think the kid could use that thing for SOMETHING?

Agreed. There's gotta be some sort of use for that, just not hooch.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

What is the best beer style to get a 12 year old girl drunk?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

LMAO! I never expected that fake title to get a "Like"

 

[BBL_Brewer]

That's ok, I never expected Txbrew to yearn for one of your paintings.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Something just flew past my head and made a zing sound.

 

[edds5p0]

First time cooking meth, am I using the right decongestant?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

First time cooking meth, am I using the right decongestant?

More hops and decongestant, call it an imperial meth?

 

[lumpher]

Here's the thread for those that missed it:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/forgot-key-ingredient-does-matter-much-280208/

Instant classic.

missed that 1. couldn't stop laughing reading it just now

 

[BBL_Brewer]

something just flew past my head and made a zing sound.

My bad....next time I'll lobb it to ya

 

[todd_k]

Some dude told us he used urine as a sanitizer.

EDIT: Here it is: https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f13/first-time-no-sanitizer-peed-14423/

 

[Zuljin]

What is the best beer style to get a 12 year old girl drunk?

Smirnoff Ice® Cherry Lime

 

[sweetcell]

LMAO! I never expected that fake title to get a "Like"

kinda disturbing, actually...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

kinda disturbing, actually...

I thought it was disturbing when I typed it, but I typed it anyway. I would be untrue to myself if I suddenly started displaying good taste and judgement.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

"The Last Word: Do YOU Secondary??"

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

My fermenter has little bubbles coming from it. Is this an infection?

 

[Zamial]

A drunken necromancer resurrects...

 

[m_c_zero]

Is it ok to primary in the secondary?

 

[HokieBrewer]

I see this is an old thread, but I missed it first time around.

"I drank thirteen homebrews and have a splitting headache!"

"How do I add the hops?"

There were also real threads on here about brewing with a placenta and cremated remains...

 

[oakbarn]

Which one is best for a lager, Active or Rapid Rise?

 

[Zuljin]

Well, it's not rapid. Lager takes a long time.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You need inactive yeast for a lager.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

What is the best type of toilet bowl to make Ed Wort's Apfelwein in?

 

[Cromwell]

I think my DME is crushed too finely. Half of it went right through the grain bag.

 

[gcdowd]

Planning to boost my abv, how many ounces of hops should I add to get an extra 3%?

 

[gcdowd]

As I was weighing out my grain last night, I thought of a good one.

"Making first all grain brew. Crushed each grain with my hand. There's got to be a better way!"

 

[gcdowd]

Oh and also, this was a real thread....pretty sure it was a joke though. I got a good laugh.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/out-co2-primed-keg-propane-331181/

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Oh and also, this was a real thread....pretty sure it was a joke though. I got a good laugh.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/out-co2-primed-keg-propane-331181/

Classic!!