Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!

[Raenon]

y my keg beer go on fire??!?!

 

[Fritobandito]

I knew it was around here somewhere.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/so-how-many-you-im-alcoholics-149665/

The title of that thread made me laugh hard and then I started drooling a little bit.

 

[Hardtack]

Couldn`t find it but theres the "didn`t have any sanitizer so I pissed in the bucket"
that was hilarious.

 

[TyTanium]

This one was fantastic:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f13/alternative-brewing-290603/

 

[carltjones]

Was 2 cups sugar too much to sweeten my milk stout?
What is the strongest, fastest beer to make?
Is it okay to sell my beer for "tips"?
How many hop rhizomes are needed for root beer?
My first brew ever: Belgian sour cherry mocha lager.

 

[gcdowd]

"I've had my beers bottled for 3 whole days and they are still not carbed. What gives?"

 

[Yuri_Rage]

"Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

The guy with the piss bucket had me rolling... and THEN some guy came up with "I ran out of shampoo so I crapped in my hand, I hope this works." I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.

 

[Skagdog]

I posted this one in jest a few weeks or a month or so ago:

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/bottling-problem-forgot-beer-303114/

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

why do I keep reading this as "Fake Troll *******"?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You're just preoccupied thats all Gila... personally I've always been curious about female orcs...

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

I heard that hops are bad for yeast, so how do I keep them separate in the wort?

Is raw chicken a good adjunct?

How do you keep the hops dry for dry hopping?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

"Isn't fermenting another word for "going bad?"

"Wine-tasting for 200 tomorrow at Hilton, what can I make that will be done in time?"

 

[ao125]

Is raw chicken a good adjunct?

I wonder how well salmonella and botulism would work in secondary

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Might be a good way to manufacture home botox kits!

 

[gcdowd]

"I dumped the yeast into my boil, is it ruined?"

 

[davis119]

One that drives me nuts is:

"subscribed"

GO TO THREAD TOOLS!!!!!

Haha wow that's me alot.
Now I know

 

[DakotaRules]

Haha wow that's me alot.
Now I know

And knowing is half the battle!

 

[quick5pnt0]

Girlfriend insists yeast infection is from my beer.

 

[MichaelBrock]

"Fermentation done in 1 hour!"

 

[TyTanium]

Girlfriend insists yeast infection is from my beer.

Not fake. Actually exists:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/yeast-infection-125876/

 

[CreamyGoodness]

How do you get the alcohol into beer you make at home?

 

[H-ost]

Not fake. Actually exists:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/yeast-infection-125876/

I remember that, that was a funny thread.

 

[landshark]

First Beer Need Help!!

Got a Mr Beer Kit and made it yesterday, put it in the fridge overnight to cool. Tastes horrible today?? Any Help please!!! What did I do wrong?

If I use Coca plants in my brew, will I fail a drug test?

Can I add 5 lbs of sugar to my Pilsner I just brewed to up the alcohol level?

 

[gcdowd]

Help! One day after brewing my beer there's a thick layer of foam on top. Is it infected?

 

[davis119]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/so-i-think-i-ruined-batch-240059/

"So I think I just ruined a batch"
(Check out who the OP was)

Edit- doesn't really fit the topic sorry

 

[Zuljin]

tomorrow, i'm drinking homebrew until i get a yeast infection, just to prove you all wrong! I'll do it, damnit, and i don't even have a vagina!

hahaha!

 

[grouperdude]

I was filling my carboy up with wort in my bathtub when I suddenly had to ****, so I stopped in the middle of it,the whole bathroom smelled terrible. So did I infect my beer?

 

[davis119]

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[Zamial]

Subbed sugar free chocolate pudding for chocolate, lactose and gelatin. Is my stout a goner??