Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[Boleslaus]

Buffalo & Syracuse. Been here for nearly a year.

I grew up in Hamburg, then lived for a year in Rochester before coming here. Been here 10 years this year.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Random Bruins player injured during the puck drop.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Not sure why but this came up in the "bruins funny" Google search.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not sure why but this came up in the "bruins funny" Google search.

Weird... same thing came up for "Meaty Portion after drinking tequila" google search

 

[lurker18]

Basic facts that no one can dispute:

1) Bruins are probably one of the best teams the league has seen in maybe 20 years.
2) Tampa fans are constantly made fun of in the media for a reason
3) Vancouver has very little chance against the B's in this series and the only reason they could POSSIBLY win ONE game is blatant and horrific cheating

1) Van beat them by 14 points in the standings, so in Northern Boy math 14points X 20 years = Vancouver is the best team in the last 280 years.
2) No arguement there.
3)The B's has very little chance against Vancouver in this series and the only reason they could POSSIBLY win ONE game is blatant and horrific cheating. You got it backwards, no problem, I fixed it for you.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Weird... same thing came up for "Meaty Portion after drinking tequila" google search

.

 

[MeatyPortion]

"If da Bruins lose Ah'm beatin' ya when we get home!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

1) Van beat them by 14 points in the standings, so in Northern Boy math 14points X 20 years = Vancouver is the best team in the last 280 years.
2) No arguement there.
3)The B's has very little chance against Vancouver in this series and the only reason they could POSSIBLY win ONE game is blatant and horrific cheating. You got it backwards, no problem, I fixed it for you.

You've obviously gotten into Meaty's tequila. I'm not discussing something this serious with you while you're so obviously hammered.

 

[MeatyPortion]

You've obviously gotten into Meaty's tequila. I'm not discussing something this serious with you while you're so obviously hammered.

You're right, you should go back to burning your beer and jumping around the house in your Bruins underoos.

 

[Cape Brewing]

burning my beer??? Huh???


ROCKSALT!!!! Get out there!!!

 

[arturo7]

I'm not discussing something this serious with you while you're so obviously hammered.

Bruins in 5, huh?

That pretty much makes you the authority on being hammered.

 

[MeatyPortion]

burning my beer??? Huh???


ROCKSALT!!!! Get out there!!!

That's not you in your av? I mean, that's how I've been picturing you this whole time.

 

[arturo7]

Weird... same thing came up for "Meaty Portion after drinking tequila" google search

Actually, it looks more like a Calgary fan.

 

[Cape Brewing]

AHHH gotcha...

C'mon, I've only had that avatar for like a week.

And WTF Arturo?!? Who said five???? I said I would be shocked if the B's didn't sweep.

SEE??? Tequila. toomuchfoyou!!

 

[MeatyPortion]

AHHH gotcha...

C'mon, I've only had that avatar for like a week.

And WTF Arturo?!? Who said five???? I said I would be shocked if the B's didn't sweep.

SEE??? Tequila. toomuchfoyou!!

You are this level of hammered right now.

By the way, that's Claude Julien in a wig.

 

[arturo7]

I said I would be shocked if the B's didn't sweep.

You're more drunker than I thought...

 

[Cape Brewing]

You are this level of hammered right now.

By the way, that's Claude Julien in a wig.

1) That doesn't look anything LIKE Julien
2) I'm not that hammered
3) I almost wish I was... THAT'S a party

 

[MeatyPortion]

1) That doesn't look anything LIKE Julien
2) I'm not that hammered
3) I almost wish I was... THAT'S a party

.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey Meaty... you missed a couple...

 

[MeatyPortion]

derp

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!!! I hadn't seen these two Tampa ones before.

"Which one's your grandson"!?!?! AAAAAAHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

That's gold!!

 

[wildwest450]

You guys are being used as troll food.



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[MeatyPortion]

 

[arturo7]

This thread needs a delusional Canucks fan to balance out CB.

Who is going to predict a Vancouver sweep?





actually, that would be optimistic, not delusional...

 

[MeatyPortion]

 

[lurker18]

Not a Vancouver sweep, but 5 games so they can win it all at home. Got to give one to the Bruins, just so they come back to play next year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You guys are being used as troll food.



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oh c'mon.. havin' fun... no one is buyin any of it except the Tampa dude.


... and maybe Arturo

 

[Homercidal]

Blowing the linesman might work for the first couple of rounds, but in order to win the finals, you may want to start working the refs!

 

[arturo7]

slow day

 

[Homercidal]

Up in the frozen north there is a lot of time to just talk and get to know each other...