Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[emjay]

Oh, I should add... Canucks in 5.

And that's only because of the Sedins' very generous reputation for charity.

 

[arturo7]

C. A. Mytee

I just turned on Vs, thinking they would have a pre-game show. Instead I saw the opening of Youngblood. I feel violated.

NHL newtork now.

 

[cclloyd]

I know... Whatta a jerk I am... talking absolutely harmless, meaningless dribble trash talk... in of ALL places... the "obnoxious trash talk thread".

You should probably unclench your butt-cheeks a little and let those panties get a little less bunched up.


PS. Vancouver sucks.

If I did you'd probably try to violate me and take my panties for yourself. No thanks. I'm gonna love watching VC put a b1tch slap on your punk a$$ bruins.

 

[Boleslaus]

Bettman was on NHL network earlier. I just don't like that guy for some reason, just the vibe I get.

 

[emjay]

Bettman was on NHL network earlier. I just don't like that guy for some reason, just the vibe I get.

He is pretty much universally hated around here.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Dude. Seriously. Don't do that.

We're just having fun here. Just kidding around.

Now you want to roast a hot dog? In an open pit?



We had better chill before the mods nix this thread...

I'm gonna do it!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Suicide watch for Cape begins in 34 minutes.

 

[cclloyd]

oh c'mon.. havin' fun... no one is buyin any of it except the Tampa dude.


... and maybe Arturo

Please - it's all fun and now that my team is playing golf I really don't care who wins, although my long standing hatred for all things chowd will never cease. It's healthy to have an outlet (and a target) for frustration and anger. I grew up a Tiger fan back before the realignment so I've been hating on Bahstun for my whole life. I gotta say though, most of the peeps from Mass I know are awesome. Except maybe you. J/K - good luck in getting your a$$ beat in the finals. N/K.

 

[boo boo]

He is pretty much universally hated around here.

And here also.

 

[Boleslaus]

And here also.

Good to know.

 

[arturo7]

I'm guessing everybody hates Bettman, including the owners that hired him and his mother.

 

[boo boo]

I'm guessing everybody hates Bettman, including the owners that hired him and his mother.

He's well loved in Winnipeg.

 

[Boleslaus]

He's well loved in Winnipeg.

True that.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Cape just beat the crap out of a block of ice while screaming Lucic's name.

 

[emjay]

Cape just beat his "meaty portion" while screaming Lucic's name.

Fixed

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wait. What?

 

[Boleslaus]

Hahaha thats great! So what's everyone drinking for game 1? Looks like I'll be supporting the Bruins this time (not partial to either team) since I'm drinking out of the SA summer mix pack.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Ok boy and girls, 15 minutes and game on....

 

[arturo7]

So what's everyone drinking for game 1?

Banana-peanut butter smoothy for now.

Then some homebrew, then a Great Divide Yeti.

 

[Cape Brewing]

rum barrel braggot.

I'm not &*@$in around

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Let's go Canucks!!!!!!

Hopefully they do better than the flames, oilers, and senators before them!

Go Canada!

 

[Bulls Beers]

rum barrel braggot.

I'm not &*@$in around

Doesn't get much better than this Bri...

 

[Cape Brewing]

See... the key is to get to Roloson early...

Oh jeez... what I am talking about? The Lighting are home. Duhhh... too much to drink for me already.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Here comes the fake Pavarotti to do the Canadian anthem.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Doesn't get much better than this Bri...

(knodding in confident agreement)

Good thing the bah is soundproof tonight.

 

[Bulls Beers]

(knodding in confident agreement)

Good thing the bah is soundproof tonight.

yeah tell me about it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And... what the hell are they standing on guard for thee from??? What?? Over-aggressive moose?? C'mon! It's CANADA

 

[Bulls Beers]

And... what the hell are they standing on guard for thee from??? What?? Over-aggressive moose?? C'mon! It's CANADA

hahahaha!!! I love it.

 

[arturo7]

Canada's anthem is fragging awesome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

PFFT... please... PROTECT THE BACON!!!