Emotional Support Peacock

[arturo7]

Things have been tough lately. I could really use one of these.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...al-support-peacock-united-wouldnt-let-it-fly/

 

[brewshki]

this is great.

 

[Zuljin]

More peacocks!

 

[gunhaus]

While i have no doubt of the soothing nature of a squawking peacock - I myself would like to put in a vote for the over looked, and misunderstood, pelican. What a wonderful creature it would be in this role. Dignified, funny looking, a great fan of good sea food, and a spare carry on bag they could not charge you for! All bonus!

 

[arturo7]

Pelicans kick arse.

I don't have a favorite bird, but if I did, it would be a pelican.

 

[JohnSand]

I'm flying soon. I sure hope they let me bring my yak. I have a prescription for one, and a little bag to carry him in.

 

[MaxStout]

I'm flying soon. I sure hope they let me bring my yak. I have a prescription for one, and a little bag to carry him in.

A yak sack?

 

[gunhaus]

If you had a pelican, you could store the yak right next the the mullet . . . Just sayin'

 

[user 125772]

They should've revoked her ticket when she called the airline a third time pleading to let her take the peacock on the flight.

I can hear it now "aren't those rules for all the other people ?"

 

[MeatyPortion]

I want to get an emotional support rattlesnake. Can you imagine?

"Sir, you can't bring that on the plane. Or.... anywhere."

"WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND AMERICA?"

 

[gunhaus]

I was tempted to do a snakes-on-a-plane thing . . . .But no. . . .

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

A yak sack?

 

[MaxStout]

And Yakety Sax

 

[auburntsts]

I'm OK with it as long as they don't take away my emotional support Jack Daniels....

 

[gunhaus]

Don't forget Old Thumbsucker, and Old Janx Spirit!

 

[cubalz]

There goes my idea of taking my emotional support Silverback Ape on my next flight.

 

[Steveruch]

Anyone know where I can get a tame wolverine?

 

[gunhaus]

Did you see U of M play this year? ALL wolverines are apparently tame.