Don't Drink Beer

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer Where's Infinite Jest tho?

Lol who the **** owns every DFW book but not IJ?

I was pretty surprised that so many dipshits made the same comment, I loaned my copy and Elegant Complexity to a buddy and don't anticipate getting it back anytime soon.

 

[bramsdell]

Lol who the **** owns every DFW book but not IJ?

I was pretty surprised that so many dipshits made the same comment, I loaned my copy and Elegant Complexity to a buddy and don't anticipate getting it back anytime soon.

Haha, no one after '92 read Broom of the System except for completion. +100 on owning Elegant Complexity.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/09/23/vignette-halftone-daguerreotype-precis-√-√-√-√-√/

 

[jivex5k1]

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/09/23/vignette-halftone-daguerreotype-precis-√-√-√-√-√/

Damn, didn't think you could put special characters like √ into a URL. How far we've come...

 

[barflybastard]

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/09/23/vignette-halftone-daguerreotype-precis-√-√-√-√-√/

One of the most (personally) satisfying examples of Imagism since the Red Wheelbarrow. Thank you.

 

[JulianB1]

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/09/23/vignette-halftone-daguerreotype-precis-√-√-√-√-√/

That Dubliners comment at the bottom is spot ******* on.

Also it was not written by me, in case anyone was wondering given the guy's user name.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Is White Mocha good or not?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Is White Mocha good or not?

Hahahah

No, not really. I muscled through 5oz of saccharine dead lifts before I was spent. Couldn't take any more.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Lager prices are too damn high, $50 for a 375ml?
How am I supposed to take my stepson out to Chili's for some Appeteasers at these prices
3 barrel aged Eisbocks, typical DDB ****.

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/10/0...sbock-roundup-blueberry-raspberry-naked-bals/

 

[lb304854]

When those Warren boys released these three at 1pp for $50 a bottle, the EBT poverty tier contingency blustered at their hypothetical purchase that they weren’t going to make in the first place. I love this offense-by-proxy model of beer consumers, dudes who inhabit the Two Hearted orbit suddenly blustered by the isotopes in the outer spectrum who are drinking not only insane Eisbocks but barrel aged eisbocks. To those armchair cicerones, I inquire as to what a barrel aged eisbock like this SHOULD cost? What are the market comps for such an item? Kindly rattle off a few comparable, readily available BA Eisbocks that makes the price of these shock the conscience.

 

[IndianaJones]

1st world problems: sad I have BAKBE when I could have had BAE

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

1st world problems: sad I have BAKBE when I could have had BAE

 

[Stubs]

Does he become a mime at the end of this gif? Watch his hand.

 

[andrewdrinks]

Shoutout to DDB for his indefatigablility in facing multiple BA beers back-to-back, I just tried to solo a Parabola off the back of a few afternoon beers and I'm struggling here

 

[tommyguz]

Shoutout to DDB for his indefatigablility in facing multiple BA beers back-to-back, I just tried to solo a Parabola off the back of a few afternoon beers and I'm struggling here

He's a professional. Don't you see his disclaimer during his videos, "don't try this at home"

 

[sacrelicio]

He's a professional. Don't you see his disclaimer during his videos, "don't try this at home"

Don't drink beer at home

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Don't drink beer at home

That's all I do

 

[sacrelicio]

That's all I do

My Drink Beer At Home tick videos are just a bottle in front of a roaring fireplace with elevator music in the background.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Avery BREWERY ONLY RELEASE
a hibiscus cucumber rub down ale staycation


https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/10/19/avery-scarlata-cucumis-brewery-only-spa-juice-tell-ur-masseuse/

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

A self-referential metacoconut review of a beer.
DDB HAS BECOME SELF AWARE BURN IT TO THE GROUND

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/10/2...-horse-coconut-homerism-conspiracy-collusion/

 

[Arsenal0328]

"This never entirely detracts, but the “DME before bottling pls” crowd will no doubt complain that a person is able to frustratingly dispatch a 500ml to themselves. That should never be the function of an imperial stout. If you can take down any more than 3 ounces with your sweaty maladjusted comrades-through-excess, then that brewery has intrinsically failed."

LOL

 

[sacrelicio]

A self-referential metacoconut review of a beer.
DDB HAS BECOME SELF AWARE BURN IT TO THE GROUND

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/10/2...-horse-coconut-homerism-conspiracy-collusion/

No baconator no care

 

[sacrelicio]

"This never entirely detracts, but the “DME before bottling pls” crowd will no doubt complain that a person is able to frustratingly dispatch a 500ml to themselves. That should never be the function of an imperial stout. If you can take down any more than 3 ounces with your sweaty maladjusted comrades-through-excess, then that brewery has intrinsically failed."

LOL

The only beers that are good are a complete chore to consume.

 

[LukeAleTime]

The only beers that are good are a complete chore to consume.

Drinking Bruery beers with a massive Bruery fan once... the dude ended up leaving his Black Tuesday unfinished because he couldn't get through it. His rating on untappd: 5 stars - incredible.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Drinking Bruery beers with a massive Bruery fan once... the dude ended up leaving his Black Tuesday unfinished because he couldn't get through it. His rating on untappd: 5 stars - incredible.

Like those people who only watch the first 15 minutes of Tree of Life before turning it off but claim to love Terrence Malick bc influential TBH

 

[sacrelicio]

Drinking Bruery beers with a massive Bruery fan once... the dude ended up leaving his Black Tuesday unfinished because he couldn't get through it. His rating on untappd: 5 stars - incredible.

I have no trouble quaffing Bruery strong ales. Ended my Friday night with a Grey Monday a couple weekends ago. Guests left so I finished the bottle. Worst mistake of my life.

 

[quirkzoo1]

Like those people who only watch the first 15 minutes of Tree of Life before turning it off but claim to love Terrence Malick bc influential TBH

I loved "the Thin Blue Line", some of his best work.

 

[barflybastard]

A self-referential metacoconut review of a beer.
DDB HAS BECOME SELF AWARE BURN IT TO THE GROUND

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/10/2...-horse-coconut-homerism-conspiracy-collusion/

My Babel Fish must've updated overnight, because I get everything you're saying; I like.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I loved "the Thin Blue Line", some of his best work.

That's the buddy pic about cops in vietnam right?

 

[wuntrikpony]

That's the buddy pic about cops in vietnam right?

Ya the one with fat Chris Tucker.