Don't Drink Beer

[dontdrinkbeer]

So 11 days ago, we went to a Les Claypool concert/wine release. . . next morning stopped by Russian River ~10:45am on a Sunday. The line was already ~75 people deep. I channeled my inner hipster and said "**** that line, remember the good ol' days when we dropped in, no line, PTY on tap, growler fills etc. . . , hey I know this place in Auburn we can hit up on the way back up the mountain, hoppy stuff rivals RR, lets check it out instead."

Head in, no lines, Yojo and Vespers cans, plenty of space its not asses to elbows. I told my brother, "man, I hope this place doesn't get super popular, who knows, maybe years from now we'll be lamenting how we used to just drop in here and pick up awesome beers without having to stand in lines, ****** customer service ('durr, we had no idea ___ would have such demand" ********)."

And now about a week later, here is DDB pimpin' the ****.

This is why we can't have nice things.

DDBalactus: ale defiler, devourer of worlds

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Hey maybe you saw the print media DDB piece in the recent CBB magazine, or maybe you're a poor **** who still uses his stepdad's Dare Dorm log in

Either way here's the piece for free

https://beerandbrewing.com/19DTPHrK...ing-magazine-best-in-beer-2016-critics-choice

 

[lb304854]

print media

I'm sure things will pick back up for you.



I like your picks but I almost didn't make it that far. That first guy was terrible.

 

[BuckTuckian]

Bagged on it's nutttzzzzz

DDBalactus: ale defiler, devourer of worlds

Got mom's shaggin wagon hittin switches

 

[StarRaptor1]

Hey maybe you saw the print media DDB piece in the recent CBB magazine, or maybe you're a poor **** who still uses his stepdad's Dare Dorm log in

Either way here's the piece for free

https://beerandbrewing.com/19DTPHrK...ing-magazine-best-in-beer-2016-critics-choice

sell out

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

CHAIRGATE 2016: These empty chairs are like the obverse of those mops in Fantasia that dump on Mickey

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/11/3...nsumers-hilarious-new-peak-for-beer-releases/

 

[FoudreGuy]

I'm sure things will pick back up for you.



I like your picks but I almost didn't make it that far. That first guy was terrible.

I thought the first two were pretty insufferable. I enjoyed DDB and everyone following him.

Nice to see Kriek Cuvee Rene get some love.

 

[drgarage1]

CHAIRGATE 2016: These empty chairs are like the obverse of those mops in Fantasia that dump on Mickey

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/11/3...nsumers-hilarious-new-peak-for-beer-releases/

Think of the multiples if those chairs get angry and then barrel-age other chairs!

 

[FoudreGuy]

A brewery employee should go down the line and give the first actual person in line a ticket with #1 on it. Everyone ahead of them who shows up later has to go the end of the line to get a ticket.

Also, great X-men reference.

 

[drgarage1]

http://beerstreetjournal.com/porn-site-xhamster-launches-beer-pair/

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

http://beerstreetjournal.com/porn-site-xhamster-launches-beer-pair/

ever since i was nominated for that Saveur award I get all of those label approvals and FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

i could make an entire new section of DDB just clowning the stupid kickstarter **** that comes to the DDB inbox.

 

[Gehrig13]

CHAIRGATE 2016: These empty chairs are like the obverse of those mops in Fantasia that dump on Mickey

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/11/3...nsumers-hilarious-new-peak-for-beer-releases/

The chair with the cardboard was me!

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

The chair with the cardboard was me!

Yusssss

 

[disapowzment]

Cannot wait for TG DDB post

 

[IndianaJones]

Hey maybe you saw the print media DDB piece in the recent CBB magazine, or maybe you're a poor **** who still uses his stepdad's Dare Dorm log in

Either way here's the piece for free

https://beerandbrewing.com/19DTPHrK...ing-magazine-best-in-beer-2016-critics-choice

You put Kuhnhenn BA Raspberry over BA Eisbock? I gathered from your review that you would have put BAE over the raspberry

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

You put Kuhnhenn BA Raspberry over BA Eisbock? I gathered from your review that you would have put BAE over the raspberry

i had not reviewed the regular when i made this list, i had the two fruited BA versions and was like oh ****, i need to try this 90 bottle no fruit banger that i was previously going to just give up on.

glad i did, that beer was incredible.

 

[Sheets3x]

We gonna get a ESBC BA Crude review?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

We gonna get a ESBC BA Crude review?

i wanted to hit that but they wanted a case rezzy

even i have my barleylimits

 

[SirDickButts]

a gift for dontdrinkbeer

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

a gift for dontdrinkbeer

Hahahahha amazing

 

[coldstorage]

Did you drink more barleywine than me last night?
(I was around the 80oz mark...)

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Did you drink more barleywine than me last night?
(I was around the 80oz mark...)

You win

I had the new moas with the dank ass new label and higher abv

I can only do so much

 

[coldstorage]

twinning gif. Solo'd it. Wife doesn't drink barleywine. Its a blessing and a curse.

 

[trickytunadicky]

You win

I had the new moas with the dank ass new label and higher abv

I can only do so much

I member MOAS.

 

[leftoverburrito]

Internal conflict intensifies.

 

[disapowzment]

Internal conflict intensifies.

This would break the internet

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Internal conflict intensifies.

**** i want this so bad but


i don't want to denature the barleywine master race with these khaki teethed adjunct dipshits stumbling into barleywine like some candy aisle connoisseurs

 

[disapowzment]

**** i want this so bad but


i don't want to denature the barleywine master race with these khaki teethed adjunct dipshits stumbling into barleywine like some candy aisle connoisseurs

Member when you ruined saisons..... thanks for ruining barleywines.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Member when you ruined saisons..... thanks for ruining barleywines.

2013:
"I only like sours...what's a saison?"
2014:
"wait so saisons are just sours, I only like saisons."

...
/time passing intensifies
...

2016:
"I only like birthday cake imperial stouts, what is a barleywine, those are too hoppy IMO"
2017:
"I practically discovered barleywines, no one knew about them before I got my untappd account last year."

 

[disapowzment]

2013:
"I only like sours...what's a saison?"
2014:
"wait so saisons are just sours, I only like saisons."

...
/time passing intensifies
...

2016:
"I only like birthday cake imperial stouts, what is a barleywine, those are too hoppy IMO"
2017:
"I invented barleywines, no one knew about them before I got my untappd account last year."

I could go for a birthday cake. I'll bring one to our beach volleyball date this summer. ehammond1 can be iceman.