Don't Drink Beer

[JulianB1]

Dont Drink Bluelobster

 

[danyP]

Dont Drink Bluelobster

.. why ?...

 

[Max]

.. why ?...

as in DDB (this AMA's subject): Don't Drink Bluelobster instead of don't drink beer

 

[user 305169]

Dont Drink Bluelobster

Would be easier if that Little Lobster on the Prairie wasn't so goddamned delicious

 

[ridglens]

 

[danyP]

original lable !!!

 

[IronDave]

Sorry to hijack the Star Wars talk..... but I read your Mornin Delight review earlier today. This simile is f'in genius, like Dan Savage crossed with Faulkner and Proust:

"This beer is outright amazing, but with its costs and drawbacks. It’s like if you have ever fingered a girl and subsequently found out that she is a squirter, the novelty alone would be incredible, but there is a certain drawback to having to get a Nissan Sentra detailed just because she wanted to be adventurous."

Keep it up

 

[sacrelicio]

very Complicated words !!!

please like one of my posts. i will be happy.

 

[Hops McG]

How do you pronounce Zymurgy?

 

[Josh2]

1. With all the truckloads of cash you're making off the website, have you considered using a site such as socialseed.net to boost those numbers?

2. Do you 'pay to promote' on Facebook? I've noticed your post likes vs page likes are typically around the 5% range with the occasional bump to 10-12% range. I'm just curious how much of an audience your posts are reaching.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

1. With all the truckloads of cash you're making off the website, have you considered using a site such as socialseed.net to boost those numbers?

2. Do you 'pay to promote' on Facebook? I've noticed your post likes vs page likes are typically around the 5% range with the occasional bump to 10-12% range. I'm just curious how much of an audience your posts are reaching.

is this spam?

and pay to promote on facebook is just one rung above "rollling up your dollars and pushing them into your dickhole" as my preferred way to completely waste money.

plus i am about to be rich as fuckkkk off these t shirts i just ordered. so much scrill

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/03/20/ddb-has-sold-out-harder-than-ever-previously-imagined/

ISO: accountant to stack all these millionzzz

 

[drbenzo1]

is this spam?

and pay to promote on facebook is just one rung above "rollling up your dollars and pushing them into your dickhole" as my preferred way to completely waste money.

plus i am about to be rich as fuckkkk off these t shirts i just ordered. so much scrill

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/03/20/ddb-has-sold-out-harder-than-ever-previously-imagined/

ISO: accountant to stack all these millionzzz

 

[jakeox]

To order, email DDB at [email protected].

BRB, registering [email protected] and hijacking dem paypals.

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

DDB didn't sell out, he bought in.

 

[profbobo]

I opened a pizza port growler with groomsmen while getting ready, would do again.

Opened up 2007 kaggen and konjacks with my best man an hour before te wedding. Best decision second only to marrying my best friend.

I opened that Kaggen after my son was born. Agree with waiting on rare beers for you and your wifey, not your dumb cousin that just wants to get shithoused and hit on bridesmaids.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I opened that Kaggen after my son was born. Agree with waiting on rare beers for you and your wifey, not your dumb cousin that just wants to get shithoused and hit on bridesmaids.

since my blatant self pimping is lightly tolerated here, I'll drop this double deuce review right here:

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2013/08/19...-konjaks-stormaktsporter-two-wales-one-liver/

 

[profbobo]

I will never taste that beer again, and it was so ******* stellar.

 

[Chest Rockwell]

Are you worried about a bizarro deuces that creates a website called dodrinkbeer.com?

 

[lb304854]

Are you worried about a bizarro deuces that creates a website called dodrinkbeer.com?

New York accent and drinks everything with proper glassware?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Are you worried about a bizarro deuces that creates a website called dodrinkbeer.com?

no

10char

 

[sacrelicio]

no

10char

drinkbeersgethunnits.edu

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

no

10char

lyke this comment if u cry evrytiem u remeber 10 chars.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

i entered the firestone walker beer geek contest

this won

http://www.firestonebeer.com/geekcontest/

here:

 

[IronDave]

any predictions on the "best in show" for the babw tasting? looking forward to an epic recap

 

[tehzachatak]

any predictions on the "best in show" for the babw tasting? looking forward to an epic recap

Very interested to see if A. they have a good bottle of RedRum and B. how it fares if so...

 

[bramsdell]

If Heady Topper is too .rar for me, can I wash my new DDB shirt in 3F? I hear the bugs make it extra clean.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

any predictions on the "best in show" for the babw tasting? looking forward to an epic recap

I want either kuhnhenn or great to win.

Love Blighs b 1 but those beers are purple lootz. Epic tier.

I should do a march madness contest where if someone guesses the most correct they get a grand coovee of all 28 bottles.

 

[quirkzoo1]

I want either kuhnhenn or great to win.

Love Blighs b 1 but those beers are purple lootz. Epic tier.

I should do a march madness contest where if someone guesses the most correct they get a grand coovee of all 28 bottles.

Please make this happen.

 

[IronDave]

I want either kuhnhenn or great to win.

Love Blighs b 1 but those beers are purple lootz. Epic tier.

I should do a march madness contest where if someone guesses the most correct they get a grand coovee of all 28 bottles.

Mmmm, coovee . . . just make sure to toss some balls black not and propishitors in there

 

[Osyrus]

Winner has to Intihar that thing.